Lied and got the job.

Discussion in 'General' started by Cplus, Mar 5, 2016.

  1. I haven't worked in over a year, my credit card is maxed, my over draft is maxed I have no fucking money. I didn't know what else to do, I just couldn't find a job until now.

    So I completely bullshited my resume, bullshited the interview and got the job as a butcher which I start Monday. Here's the thing though, I have no fucking idea how to cut meat.

    Should I just go and try to figure it out? I'm thinking the worst that can possibly happen is they see I don't know shit and fire me. I'm just trying to survive man...
     
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  2. you have until monday to study the fuck up

    youtube has to have some butchery instructionals. study animal anatomy, so you at least know which part of the animal is the steak, the cutlet, etc

    godspeed
     
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  3. Lol dude this could get brutal.
     
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  4. Fuck it. What do you have to lose.

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  5. You have my attention OP, you better deliver with results.

    To be honest it sounds like they're going to expect some front-up knowledge. So if I were you, start binge watching tutorial videos and browse some articles on it. Best of luck though!
     
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  6. lol, report back Op

    subbed
     
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  7. Alright guys, I'm gonna go for it and let you all know how it goes Monday.
     
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  8. I'll sub too. Just ell them to go suck one if they have suspicion. This works with every boss.

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  9. It's how the game rolls, yo. Gotta take risks, sometimes cheat.. ... or you get eaten by the wolves. Simple. Either accept this reality, or move to Cuba and forget about the American dream.

    Even as a vegetarian, I respect you for having the balls to do what you did. lol
     
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  10. ^ Why are you on this forum.


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  11. U sound hot
     
  12. Thanks, but I'm into muscle cars, not rice.


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  13. hopefully you don't chop your hand off


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  14. Yea you need to do a shitload of research. If he asks you to cut some sirloin or t bone then @Least you know where to mutilate lol

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  15. of all the jobs.... clean golf carts, park cars, bag groceries. Nah, butcher.
     
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  16. what experience do you need to be a butcher? chopping up murdered animals is all you need to know right?
     
  17. They could fire you or they could train you. You did lie to them though, so I hope you get your shit together before your first day lol.
     
  18. Or get cool with one of the employees and have them teach you on the down low.
     
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