Right here. Our biggest issue these past few days is that a ferry was stranded with 100 passangers. For one hour. Before the crew fixed it. (Edit: The issue being, should we upgrade our ferries). No silly gun deaths, no major crime problems, few murders, no abortion disputes, no inhuman denial of gay rights, high wages, high taxes, free hospitals, free education, 1-2 months paid vacation. If you can live with a 30% chance of being drafted, shitty ass winters and pathetically low speed limits, then Norway is a paradise.