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  1. A lady walked into a Lexus dealership to browse, and spotted the most

    beautiful, perfect \"loaded\" Lexus -- and walked over to inspect it

    closer.


    As she bent forward to feel the fine leather upholstery, an unexpected

    little burst of flatulence escaped her. Very embarrassed, she anxiously

    looked around to see if anyone had noticed. Sure enough, there standing

    behind her was a salesman.


    With a pleasant smile he greeted her, \"Good day, Madam. How may we help

    you today?\"


    Trying to maintain an air of sophistication and acting as though nothing

    had happened, she smiled back and asked, \"Sir, what is the price of this

    lovely vehicle?\"


    Still smiling pleasantly, he replied, \"Madam, I\'m very sorry to say that

    if you farted just touching it, you are gonna shit when you hear the

    price.\"
     
  2. Gotta love it. LOL

    You can\'t get a drink in Saudi Arabia!!

    But you can get \"stoned\" anytime.


    Is Atheism a non prophet organisation??
     

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