Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, children with no ages. i have a story to tell you of which i know nothing about. admission is free so pay at the door, pull up a chair and sit on the floor. one bright day in the middle of the night three def boys were fighting. they both shouted at one another, then drew their swords and shot each other. if you dont believe a word i said, ask the blind man on the corner. he saw it all.
I heard that differently. One bright day in the middle of the night Two dead boys got up to fight Back to back they faced each other, Drew their swords and shot each other A deaf police-man heard the noise Came and shot the two dead boys If you don't believe this lie is true, Ask the blind man, he saw it too. I had to memorize that in the 2nd grade and it stuck with me all these years.
NO! Let ME tell YOU a story. Now, this is a story all about how My life got flipped-turned upside down And I liked to take a minute Just sit right there I'll tell you how I became the prince of a town called Bel Air In west Philadelphia born and raised On the playground was where I spent most of my days Chillin' out maxin' relaxin' all cool And all shootin some b-ball outside of the school When a couple of guys Who were up to no good Startin making trouble in my neighborhood I got in one little fight and my mom got scared She said 'You're movin' with your auntie and uncle in Bel Air' I begged and pleaded with her day after day But she packed my suite case and send me on my way She gave me a kiss and then she gave me my ticket. I put my walkman on and said, 'I might as well kick it'. First class, yo this is bad Drinking orange juice out of a champagne glass. Is this what the people of Bel-Air Living like? Hmmmmm this might be alright. But wait I hear there're prissy, wine all that Is Bel-Air the type of place they send this cool cat? I don't think sow I'll see when I get there I hope they're prepared for the prince of Bel-Air Well, the plane landed and when I came out There was a dude who looked like a cop standing there with my name out I ain't trying to get arrested I just got here I sprang with the quickness like lightening, disappeared I whistled for a cab and when it came near The license plate said fresh and it had dice in the mirror If anything I can say this cab is rare But I thought 'Now forget it' - 'Yo homes to Bel Air' I pulled up to the house about 7 or 8 And I yelled to the cabbie 'Yo homes smell ya later' I looked at my kingdom I was finally there To sit on my throne as the Prince of Bel Air