Lazy cake relaxation brownie and parents dont mix!

Discussion in 'Real Life Stories' started by SwingMyDoor, Feb 6, 2011.

  1. So friday night , my town was pretty dry. I wanted to get high really bad without paying an arm and a leg for the only shit around (10/gram of reg:mad:) so i went in the convenient store to pick up some cigarettes and saw a lazy cake, the picture of an obviuously baked bownie is what caught my eye. I bought it, and went home and scarfed it down(it contained valerian root extract, passion flower ext, melatonin, rose hips extract) i dont remember what happend after that so i assume i went straight to sleep.
    I awoke the next mornign, checking my phone, when whats this...someone erased all of my texts and my dealers number!!!! what the fuck. I thought my bro thought i bought weed last night and didnt smoke with him or something and got mad(its my weed anyway doucher) even thoug i had no weed.
    My brother later told me that my mom and dad were trying to wake me up and i was barely arousing, then falling back out. He said they didnt smell alcohol so they thought i was on weed, or pills. I was shocked. He said he'd told my dealer and asked him what he had sold me...nothing, so he told my bro to erase his number out of my phone till all this blows over.

    If weed was legal this would never have happened:(
    Now my parents think im on drugs even after i showed them the brownie wrapper, and i have to go through my bro to get weed, even though the town is dry as fuck so there is none to be had...what a sucky super bowl weekend goddamn!
     
  2. Dude that brownie was full of shit that puts you to sleep. you musta been in a freakin coma. What company made the brownie? i gotta get me some of those.
     
  3. I have an african sized portion of a nug. i saved it for the super bowl.
    BTW, melationin shouldn't knock you out like that. IDK bout the other shit.
     
  4. the herbs passion flower and valerian root/extract are used in many types of sleep aids both natural and pharmaceutical. They are most widely available as teas. For a while I used weed to sleep but i abused it(other personal reasons im not going into) Once I discovered some herbal teas that help you sleep i dont need to smoke everynight. the teas aren't too effective and i try to stay away from any pharmaceuticals. so maybe ill try this brownie.
     
  5. that sucks.. those things will knock you out hard, especially if you've never had one before.
     
  6. :rolleyes:
     
  7. valarian root can be very very effective, I'v got some valerian root tea and its really good,
     
  8. I ordered a box of 12. Got 2 left. Ehhhh. They just make you tired, not high.
     
  9. ^^^this...i was expecting a little something...a slight buzz or anything, but now my parents think im on narcotics lol.

    Its all good now though i told em what happend and shit..damn i wish i had some weed:D ive been sober for like 5 fucking days now, and will probably decide to take the whole week off till next weekend b/c i dont want to waste all my weed durin tha week
    Go Packers:D:hello:
     

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