. You know what, fuck geese. Birds are not supposed to have teeth, and they are defiantly not supposed to chase us down. They are supposed to be scared of us, not the latter. I mean, I'm a man, muscles and all, but if a well-set 4 ft goose chases me, I'm going to run. (^ fuck you goose.) Also, American Idol should be taken off the air, around 3 years ago. .