*Lawrz('z) Daily Rant #1*

Discussion in 'General' started by Lawrz, Feb 21, 2009.

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  1. #1 Lawrz, Feb 21, 2009
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    Fuck over sized boxers.
    Having one size to big in the boxer genre can be very frustrating. This often leads to the boxers riding up, higher and higher, until the point comes where you have to physically reposition them into the right spot.

    I have decided that from this point in time, I shall start to convert my boxer-short underwear stock into a completely "whitey tighty" stock. Lets face it, there's really nothing wrong with whitey tightys. They make more sense. More support, no riding up, and they look sexy as fuck if you wear them right. The only thing holding America back from the original underwear type is the social stigmata that is carried with them.

    I shall wear whitey tightys, and I shall still kick ass while doing it.

    Thank you.


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  2. #2 hendrix, Feb 21, 2009
    whitey tighties ftw
     
  3. #3 420Haze, Feb 21, 2009
    Can't stand whitey tighties, lol. Boxers = FTW!
     
  4. #4 What'sThatSmell, Feb 21, 2009
    What the hell?
    Whitey Tighties?
    It's Tighty Whities!
     
  5. #5 grinDer, Feb 21, 2009
    No it's not.

    How hard is it to find boxers that fit?
     
  6. #6 What'sThatSmell, Feb 21, 2009
    Well it is in this town at least.

    Tighties?

    At least Whities makes sense (In racial slur referencing at least)
     
  7. #7 Smokentoke420, Feb 21, 2009
    Yeah dude, these stoners got it twisted. Fuckin Whitey Tighties??? :laughing:

    yes it is.

    and I only wear boxers, have been since I was pretty young haha. I dont want a bra for my junk, I like to hang free :D
     
  8. #8 Wet Horse Lips, Feb 21, 2009
    Boxer briefs for the fucking win.

    Boxers are really bulgy and uncomfortable.

    Tighty whities are... well... just no.

    Boxer briefs are fitted and stretch to your waist size, and provide more ballsack support.
     
  9. #9 hendrix, Feb 21, 2009
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    hey man i didnt even know that they are called "tightey whityes" - im not from around here. still boxers are way too spacey

    edit:
    THATS what they are called, boxer briefs. these are the shit. best of both worlds
     
  10. #10 Orbit, Feb 21, 2009
    yea I stick to box briefs
    the girls love those
     
  11. #11 Anony, Feb 21, 2009
    I am guessing your not in a relationship with a woman right now, cause theres no way your gal would go for the switch.
     
  12. #12 Smokentoke420, Feb 21, 2009
    Hahaha. You should get ones with brown stripes, just in case :p

    :smoking::smoking:
     
  13. #13 Lawrz, Feb 23, 2009
    Haha so true i'm not,
    and i'm guessing that my ex wouldn't be to pleased.
    But fuck that, i'm single and proud,
    and currently whitey tighty reppin.

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  14. #14 SEMS1, Feb 23, 2009
    I'm laughin at everyone on this page :smoking:
     
  15. #15 andyGILL, Feb 23, 2009
    What i don't understand is why boxer briefs can't have the same cool designs that normal boxers have on them????????????
     
  16. #16 Jaded, Feb 23, 2009

    i was thinking the same thing.

    and op, your situation could easily be resolved by knowing your size and buying the proper fit, no?
     
  17. #17 pocket biscuits, Feb 23, 2009

    and that's what matters. :cool:
     
  18. #18 Lawrz, Feb 23, 2009

    Haha oh my god,
    you are so fucking right.
    Whats up with that?
     
  19. #19 Greenhead, Feb 23, 2009
    Am I the only one who thinks ALL forms of underwear are uncomfortable.

    Freeballing is where it's at.
     
  20. #20 IRSyKo, Feb 23, 2009
    I too have distinguished myself with an old gentleman sitting on 2 dufflebags.

    Freeballin is where its at.
     
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