. Fuck over sized boxers. Having one size to big in the boxer genre can be very frustrating. This often leads to the boxers riding up, higher and higher, until the point comes where you have to physically reposition them into the right spot. I have decided that from this point in time, I shall start to convert my boxer-short underwear stock into a completely "whitey tighty" stock. Lets face it, there's really nothing wrong with whitey tightys. They make more sense. More support, no riding up, and they look sexy as fuck if you wear them right. The only thing holding America back from the original underwear type is the social stigmata that is carried with them. I shall wear whitey tightys, and I shall still kick ass while doing it. Thank you. .