A man steps inside the bar and goes to the counter and orders 7 shots of whiskey, bar tender places them infront of him and when he is about to start the drinking a midget comes up and throws the shots of the counter. The man doesn't react and orders 7 shots more and again the midget comes up and cleans the counter of the shots. The bar tender gets curious "doesn't that bother you at all?" "Nope, you see I met an genie who promised me 3 wishes, first I wished for a good looking female, and she came. Then I wished to be filthy rich and money started pouring in from windows and doors and last I wished for a 50 inch dick".
That reminds me of this one... This guy named Tom goes over to his friend Joe's house to visit. He walks in the door and Joe is holding a 12 inch lighter. "Whoa," says Tom, "where'd you get such a big lighter Joe?" "My genie gave it to me," says Joe. "Hey I have one wish left, would you like it Tom? He's hard of hearing though so you will have to speak loudly." Joe rubs his lamp and the genie pops out and asks Tom what he wishes for. Tom quickly replies with, "I want a million bucks!" Soon after a million ducks are flying inside Joe's home. Joe turns to Tom and says, "You think I asked for a 12 inch Bic?!"