came over to pick up some cheeba and he was commenting on the product from last time, he's like, "Yeah, I smoked that stuff and you couldn't even tell my eyes were open I was like *this*" (and he demonstrated but I couldn't even tell a difference because his eyes were already squinty! hahahaha he didn't even realize why i was laughing so hard. hahahhahaha.
I've got a Chinese phrasebook called Dirty Chinese, that tells you how to say "haha, she's so ripped, her eyes are all Chinese and shit."
Ha god damn I would have been laughing too. Sent from my DROID RAZR HD using Grasscity Forum mobile app