last night me and a few buds were chillin in my house smoking bowls and shit. We walked outside for a moment because the room was too hotboxed, and we hear shit breaking and havok is goin down. We dart back inside only to find a broken plate on the floor and no one else was in the room but us. We quickly came to the decision that it was ghosts forgot about it, but i saw a FAT ass mouse in the corner of my eye hiding behind shit. So I take out my bat and tell my friends to move the shit that its hiding behind (a bowl and cup) And I swing at that shit, only to miss and almost break the bowl. Now were just freaking out trying to keep it from escaping, and my friend got freaked out by it, he made a little shrieking noise before falling on his face, it was a comical scene watching the mouse escape past him to my door, looking back at us with this insane grin on its face, while my friend was on the floor holding his face in his hands in pain. moral: dont fuck with shelf mice.
i read ops post really slow over and over trying to figure out why this was relevant to him having the house to himself lol and then i luld
what the fuck are you talking about, if you knew what a troll was you wouldnt be saying this. The story was true "bro" I just titled it kind of like another title. you fail.-rep