Last night of house to self.

Discussion in 'Real Life Stories' started by Lotek-Rider, Oct 11, 2010.

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  1. #1 Lotek-Rider, Oct 11, 2010
    So far its been a pretty rocking weekend. Saturday night my sister came home and we had a small party but my stomach was being gay for most of it. Last night I just chilled and smoked way more weed then I should have...

    I ended up leaving my dog outside and my van door wide open in my driveway lol. So this morning I woke up in my bed to hear this right out side my window... "Yah I think they have a son and a daughter who is in college..." I see my neighbor and three sheriffs standing in my front yard. Instantly im like :confused::eek::confused::eek:. I start thinking that they are here because of a weed tip alert or something so im thinking about hoping out my second story window and jumping my fence in my backyard, but then common sense kicked in and I just went with the flow. By the time I was downstairs they were already in my back yard and I opened the door to see why they are their. Aparently my neighbor was worried because my dog was barking and my van door was wide open. They ask me a couple of questions and then they leave. The whole time they are asking me questions they are standing right next to half of a blunt haha.

    So how should I tie this crazy weekend off? I have half a bottle of wine left from the party and a lil bit of weed.
     
  2. #2 Bluebonic, Oct 11, 2010
    Lucky. You should get rid of that wine and get some more herb :bongin:
     
  3. #3 Frank Lucas, Oct 11, 2010
    my neighbor just got his house to himself for a month starting saturday. if i was you i would drink that wine with a girl, smoke a blunt, eat some food, watch a movie, and have sex. hahah but thats me man.

    listen to the jaylib song starz. and then live it
     
  4. #4 Lotek-Rider, Oct 11, 2010
    I was thinking about it, I got a fall back girl, but im kind of in the mood for a new honey hahah
     
  5. #5 TheReckoningDay, Oct 11, 2010
    Nice hahaha! Chug that wine, call a buddy and match yo :smoke:
     
  6. #6 ddabull88, Oct 11, 2010
    be a pirate... get some boooottyyy:D
     
  7. #7 Cali Grass, Oct 11, 2010
    Man, I had a kickin' weekend too. We had a bonfire in the woods on friday, with a case of beer and a backpack of 32's, and we saw mountain lions wandering around us in the dark. And then my friend had a random beer pong sesh at his house that turned into a bunch of drunk people in the road and shit. :smoke:
     
  8. #8 lisbons, Oct 11, 2010
    came back to school early during fall break, roommates gone, got some vics and dank, chillin hard
     
  9. #9 Lotek-Rider, Oct 11, 2010
    Nice sounds killer!
     
  10. #10 Bongin Shaman, Oct 12, 2010
    at least you didnt have a mouse to shelf..
     
  11. #11 NancyReagan, Oct 12, 2010
    Jerk off standing on your kitchen counter.
     
  12. #12 Frank Lucas, Oct 12, 2010

    if thats the most exciting thing you can come up with then you need to get out more
     
  13. #13 SpaceNuggets, Oct 12, 2010
    had my house to myself while the rents went away, it alsways nice smoking alittle extra then u normally do:D:smoke::D finish the wine and rip some tubeeee
     
  14. #14 Lotek-Rider, Oct 12, 2010
    My thoughts exactly!
     
  15. #15 NancyReagan, Oct 12, 2010
    If you think you have a sense of humor, then you are wrong.
     
  16. #16 Jonafro, Oct 12, 2010
    or make something great for when your parents get back and then they'll trust you more and leave the house more often
     
  17. #17 Frank Lucas, Oct 12, 2010

    i didnt find what i said funny nor expect it to be funny. in fact i was dead fucking serious. there are too many weirdo, stay at home all day, jack off 10x daily, never had a gf kids on this site...
     
  18. #18 NancyReagan, Oct 12, 2010
    See? No sense of humor.
     
  19. #19 tfunkadelic, Oct 12, 2010
    lol..
     
  20. #20 Rasta Buds, Oct 12, 2010
    He lacks the ability to recognize sarcasm
     
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