lamest first 30 minutes spent high

So it's Saturday night. My boyfriend is out smoking and having a good time and I'm stuck home because I leave for college again tomorrow. So when my gram left to go drink at the bar, I figured now would be a nice time to finish off my headies. So I checked the door, the handle wiggled, and I closed it behind me to smoke. (I almost got caught smoking inside, so I go outside despite the snow.)

When my bowl was done, I was feeling great. I was going to go inside, play some Zelda, and just chillax. Wrong. The door was locked. It was unlocked only one the INSIDE. And then suddenly, I realized I was fucked. My cellphone is inside. And I gave my key to my mother. So there I was, high as fuck, bowl and lighter in hand, and no one knows I smoke. Immediately, I panicked and ran down the steps and slipped on the ice. (I now have a bruise on my arm, hip, and cut on my knee from this.) Quickly, I burried my piece into the snow (HAHAHAHHAHA YES, I was THAT high!) and ran around trying to find an open window.

I found an open window in the front of the house, only it took me 20 minutes to open it. The whole time I prayed to God the neighbors wouldn't call the cops and started to come up with an alibi for why I was outside in the first place.

I eventually opened the window, climbed inside, made sure my muddy boots didn't touch our new white carpet, unlocked the door, undug my piece, and put everything away. By that time, I scared myself almost sober. It took a little while for me to calm down and let my guard down so I could enjoy my high. I did end up playing Zelda, but Gannon kept killing me, so I gave up and played Mario Party instead

so yeah. Now I'm all sore. But they were good headies I just started to feel the pain from the fall.

 

yeah it did get better. the bruises are just setting in though

 

thanks Yeah... it was a total buzzkill. I think next time I'll just make sure the door is unlocked lol. And I didn't think about my piece freezing