One night, two ladies decided to have a ladies night out. They went to the bars and to the clubs. On the way home the passenger looks over and says, "I gotta take a piss". The driver agrees. They decide to pull over into a cemetary on the way home. They both pee and the one lady looks to the other and says,"I dont have anything to wipe with....Fuck it, I'll just use my panties". So she does and just throws them away. They other lady says, "I'm not using my panties, they cost too much. I'll just use this wreath on the grave". Well they finish up and go home. The next morning one husband calls the other and says, "This ladies night out shit has got to stop, My wife came home last night, shit face drunk with no panties on". The other husband says," I know what you mean. My wife came home last night shit faced with a card stuck in her ass that said "WE'LL NEVER FORGET YOU, LOVE THE FIRE DEPARTMENT"