Ladies night out

Discussion in 'Grasscity Forum Humor' started by cowboysaxman, May 4, 2002.

  1. a Lady was invited to a Ladies night out.She knew her Husband would worry about her drinking and driving, so she made him a solem promise she would be home by 12:00am.The Ladies were having a great time,the drinks were going down quickly, and when the Lady thought to check the time, she realized it was almost 3:00am!! Just as she arrived home the Cuckoo clock cuckooed 3 times.Trying to cover herself the best she could, she herself cuckooed 9 more times, in case her Husband heard the chime in his sleep. The next morning at breakfast the husband asked if she had a good time.She replied that she had a good time, thinking her little scheme had fooled her husband! The husband then told her that they would soon need a new cuckoo clock. When she asked why, he replied,"Last night, it cuckooed 3 times, then said Oh Shit!, cuckooed 4 more times, cleared it's throat,cuckooed another 3 times, giggled, cuckooed twice more and Farted!!". :smoking:
  2. LOL Kinda reminds me of the ex!

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