Me and my girl landed in kona Hawaii, from Washington where the Greens fall from the sky and the stoners are easy to spot. hearing the stories of kona gold and Maui wowi I figured the big island would be similarly easy to find the hook-up because who wants to risk TSA security going in (not this Mexican). However since we landed 2 days ago the closest I've come to smoking gods greatest herb is smelling it. Believe me I'm close to tears where are my friends, where are the dreadlocks and tie dye shirts?? either Hawaii has some intense laws or less smokers but so far I got nothing any help is graciously appreciated.
There is no one in Kona today, the ships came in and evacuated the villagers about a month ago before the sea came ashore...We're all on the mainland now anticipating heavy fighting along the beaches from the alien invaders. We're in need of rum...Oh, and more people too. Yeah, so...Rum and more people is what is needed, but mostly rum. Bring us the rum.
Tell you what, trade straight across I'll over night you some rum you send me the bud and Ballance will be returned to the world lol if I could I would and thanks for explaining why allll I see is white tourist in flower shirts sure you don't miss that haha
