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Kohls Drug Test

Discussion in 'Cannabis Consumption Q&A & Tips' started by Soulus_Ronin, Oct 20, 2014.

  1. #1 Soulus_Ronin, Oct 20, 2014
    Just to preface I know that this is an abused subject and before you people say "Ohhh look another Drug Test thread" or "Just google drug test or use the search bar" don't waste your time, I've done pretty extensive research (imo) I wouldn't be making this thread otherwise, plus I prefer to have my own thread to respond to (fuck me right.)
     
    ANYWAYS a little background info:
    - The drug test is in 2 days (10/22/14)
    - The last time I consumed marijuana was by vaping  10/17/14
    - In the month of September I was smoking Half-Os about every week (anywhere from 1-3 grams a day)
    - End of September, Beginning of October I took a one week T-break and from there significantly decreased my intake to about .5-1.5 grams the MOST but I'm thinking more like .5 gs on any given day (To put into perspective, I bought 4gs on 10/8/14 and didn't finish it until 10/17/14 vaping and smoking maximum twice a day, very small amounts for 3-4 days a week. That averages to about .4444 g's a day)
     
    Physical Background
    Weight: 165 lbs
    Height: 5' 6"
    Physical Activity; I'm pretty lazy to be honest, I work out occasionally, I do household stuff but nothing too extraneous.
     
    NOW TO MY QUESTIONS (don't have to answer all, but any constructive feedback is appreciated)
    1. Does anyone know how strict Kohl's is with drug testing? Do they test for Creatine or will they be really skeptical about dilution? Do they heavily observe you during the drug test?
    2. When it comes to diluting I've heard so many conflicting methods, but I think the most prominent one is to not tank on fluids days before the test but to just do it the day of, or the night before. Any confirmations on this.
    3. I don't have the budget to buy anything at this point. That includes detox drinks, supplements, etc. I do however have a bottle of multi vitamins which have Niacin (20mg) and Vitamin B-12 (6 mcg) however based on my research,  those levels Niacin and B-12 are negligible and I know that taking too many Multi's carries health risks so should I even bother with these?
    4. I was thinking about asking my brother to substitute his urine however he did smoke on 10/17/14 however he only took one hit, but did smoke with me prior to that (full vape session.) My thoughts are that he doesn't smoke nearly as much as I do so it would still be safer to use his than mine
    5. Last question, in the event that I do sub my bro's urine for my own, I read how temperature is vital with substitutes, but I also read that urine kept in my pants is good for 12  hours.
     
    I need answers and closure. Can someone please help. Thank you

     
  2. #2 PunkRollinSkunk, Oct 20, 2014
    Funny, I have orientation in two days at Kohl s. I'm assuming I have the job without having to take a drug test??? But you're going to have to do some cardio, drink some cranberry juice, take multi vitamins, drink water, and honestly dressing nice to go take the test if you dress decent they wont just assume that youre trying to flush your system to pass.
     
  3. #3 MediZen Man, Oct 20, 2014
    Just Say No to drug testing. This bullshit has to stop. Tell them you'll take a test only if the management and CEO provide you with recent testing results, because: 1: Why should you trust them when they do not trust you to tell the truth; and 2: Say you do not want to work for drug users, and if they have nothing to hid (same bullshit nazi logic they use on you) then there should be no problem with obtaining recent testing results from your potential boss and the management.
     
    Drug testing produce clerks and car wash attendants. Piss in their face, not in their cup.
     
  4. #4 Soulus_Ronin, Oct 20, 2014
    I read that Cardio is bad to do anywhere from 1-5 days before the test because it can metabolize the THC in your fat and release it into your bloodstream and urine. Good tip about dressing nice, I was planning to do that just cuz it's nice to look classy af any day Lol. I'll take the multivitamins (i assume it's still one a day before the test), I have to go out and get some cran juice, and as for diluting throught drinking water, I read that you it's pointless to do days before the test, ideally it's better to just do it a few hours prior and instead of water using gatorade.
     
  5. #5 bonghit therapy, Oct 20, 2014
    i've been noticing a lot of employers are starting to use swab tests. rinse your mouth with peroxide for about 30 seconds the morning of the test and you can pass them. If it is a urine test, all I can recommend is quick fix synthetic urine. These methods have both worked for me several times.
     
  6. #6 Cheeto Jones, Oct 20, 2014
    They do drug test... a friend of mine just got an interview and failed the test.
     

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