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Know your stoned when...

Discussion in 'Experienced Cannabis Enthusiasts' started by anothr, Feb 5, 2004.

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  1. #1 anothr, Feb 5, 2004
    1.When the coolest feeling in the world is chewing ones gum.

    2. You're trying to study for an exam but the only thing you can think of is how cool the feeling of chewing is...

    3. You try and think of another witty thing to post but your too stoned!

    Keep it goin' people. :D
     
  2. #2 dr_krapp, Feb 5, 2004
    ok
    lol.

    i concentrate better when im stoned, just if something makes me think summmit else i concentrate on that and forget what i was doing
     
  3. #3 PizzaTheHut, Feb 5, 2004
    When...

    You you close your eyes and feel like you're coming over the first hill of a rollercoaster...

    it is at that moment, that I am officially high...


    its the greatest feeling ever.
     
  4. #4 thccrystals, Feb 5, 2004
    You know you're stoned when... you make athread that already exists.
     
  5. #5 420girlie, Feb 5, 2004
    Yoiu roll your fingers up in your non-electric car window.

    When your at work and you start making your soft taco ont the paper because you forgot to get the tortilla
     
  6. #6 LegitBaller, Feb 5, 2004
    when the funniest thing in the world is hearing ur white friend rap while listenin to 2pac
     
  7. #7 Namynam, Feb 5, 2004
    you start doing the robot because everything looks like youre under a strobe light, and its fucking hilarious
     
  8. #8 rose, Feb 5, 2004
    when brushing your teeth is the funniest thing in the world

    and when b horrar movies are actually scary!!
     
  9. #9 danibal, Feb 5, 2004
    when you bite your tongue and you cant stop laughing
     
  10. #10 JointGrabbinJay, Feb 5, 2004
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    ........................................................................................i dunno once one of my friends put gogert on his face and started screeming he was gogert man.................................
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    ................................i dunno man flyin a kite is pretty cool.. all fucked up................specially in a lightning storm............
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    ......................................man im stoned..........................
     
  11. #11 420 Shade, Feb 5, 2004
    when u look at cars, and its moveing in slow motion...


    when u cant stop luahing...


    when u cant remember what u said a second ago...

    when u trying to figure what the fuck u just told your friends...

    when u have cottom mouth....

    when u cant swollow food....

    when u get stuck....

    when u trip out on music....
     
  12. #12 Doobication, Feb 5, 2004
    haha i was doin this the other day

    when your sittin starring at the computer screen making a weird noise with your mouth.. then you think how cool that sound is.. and continue to make it for a couple more minutes.. THEN you realize your sitting in your room, starring into a blank computer screen making a fuckin retarded noise.. hahah FUCK i was high that day
     
  13. #13 RedLikeSun, Feb 5, 2004
    When you're walking back to your car at the top floor of a parking garage, then you look up and realize you're walking into a corner. So you turn around and go up the ramps, then you see that your cars not there... then you realize that you're in the wrong parking garage, and that your car's in the other one down the street.

    (This really happened to a me and a friend)
     
  14. #14 toketheory, Feb 5, 2004
    You know your stoned when you are fascinated by someones body...its like a trippy art form and you just want to touch it...
     
  15. #15 kottonmouth, Feb 5, 2004
    When i go 24-1 in counterstrike and i have no clue how i did it.
     
  16. #16 mini_toker, Feb 5, 2004
    u kno when ur stoned when u try raping donkeys for quarters not fun ;);)
     
  17. #17 RoShamBowl, Feb 5, 2004
    When you get stuck sitting on the bumper of a car
     
  18. #18 ToKeN NiNja, Feb 5, 2004
    when u try and slide down a ladder like a fire man and fall a story and u just laff...
     
  19. #19 creative, Feb 5, 2004
    when u say under the tunnel instead of the underground railroad (no clue why we were talking about that)
     
  20. #20 heat_blitz, Feb 5, 2004
    When your hands just hover above the keyboard, and typing feels so alien.

    When you dont realise your whole house smells of ganja until your mum comes and informs you.

    When you continually try and drink water but spit it out immediatly during a laughing fit (happened 7 times in a row, i just couldnt realise that i should stop).

    When your eyes are so closed and red that it looks like you have some sort of eye problem.

    When you hallucinate giant crows.
     
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