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Discussion in 'Grasscity Forum Humor' started by Bud Head, Jan 20, 2004.

  1. Twin brothers were named Joe and John, Joe was the owner of an old

    dilapidated boat. It happened that John's wife died the same day that

    Joe's boat sank.

    A few days later a kindly old lady met Joe on the street mistaking him for John, she said to him, "I'm sorry for your loss, you must feel terrible".

    Joe said, "Oh hell no, face is I'm sort of glad to be rid of her. She was a rotten old thing from the beginning, her bottom was all shrivelled up and she smelled like dead fish. She was always losing water, had a bad crack in the back and a pretty big hole in the front which got bigger every time I used her. She leaked like crazy and it was difficult to keep her upright. But what really finished her off was when four tough guys rented her for a good time. I warned them that she wasn't any good, but they all wanted to have a go with her anyhow. The damn fools all tried to get on her at the same time and it was just too much for the old girl, while they were trying to get into their various positions she split up the middle".

    The old woman fainted.
     
  2. Poor old woman. LOL! :)
     

  3. poor boat... :D
     

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