Tranny porn. SNEAKY Tranny Porn. Like every guy, I like to crank one out every now and then, and I'm really tired of going to youporn.com and clicking something that LOOKS promising, only for the supposedly smoking hot girl to whip out a dick bigger than mine. This shit is ridiculous, it's snuck up on me one to many times now. I know a tranny, and she's cool as fuck, but for fucks sake, someone needs to label this shit with a warning; "Warning: This bitch has a dong". That's the end of my rant. I'm just tired of it, and I needed to vent.
If you watch enough porn it's bound to happen to you... best advice i can give u is to just ride the wave and spank it to the tranny porn also
No, see.. I have this thing with porn. I rarely watch porn (believe it or not), so I'm super picky when I finally do. No trashy shit, nothing where the girl looks in obvious pain (which is alot if you actually watch), and she's gotta be atleast a 9 on my scale. While there has been a tranny or two that I've thought to be a 9, I still cannot crank one out to that. If there's more than a 1:1 dick : pussy ratio, my little soldier will not function.
Hahaha that made me crack! One time my mate was in Thailand with two of his mates, they picked up a prostitute on the street hoping for some action, apparently she looked out of this world. My mate was the first to volunteer and he was the only one with a throbing boner at the time, the other two left and after they kissed etc. She insisted on getting done doggystyle - this was when my mate thought something was fishy, put his hand down there and she redirected it quicktime. My mate thought screw this and got the fuck out of there before being labelled a gay!