Im talking to my friend today about his christmas trip he took to Brazil casually earlier today and he tells me he got something I might like and won't tell me what it is. After work I go to his house and pulls out some bud maybe 5 grams like normal. Turns out its some tasty tropical shit he got in brazil. He said he blazed in the morning and put it into his pocket and forgot about it and carrried it straight through airport security on an international flight. He got lucky as a motherfucker but its pretty damn awesome.
A brazzilian chef i worked with brought back a quarter of brazzilian hash and some tabs no worries. He reckons he does it everytime.
[quote name='"Titch"']A guy I used to work with smuggled 12.5kg of some unmentionables from South Africa to Australia[/quote] Thats pretyy awsome, did he get on an airplane with it or hoe did it go down?
He said he had half of it strapped to him and the rest in a suitcase and there were 4 other guys doing it.. so 60kg in total And yeah he got on an airplane. This was back in the late 80s though, so I don't know what security was like back then
U see how lucky he got and did not get caught by security, now u can take the same chance with the crate!
I brought a couple grams of Silver Haze (packed into a Kinder egg plastic and in the coin pocket of my jeans) from Holland back to usa. Only considered it because I'd flown into and out of Germany and there were no Dutch stamps in my passport. Was one of the dumbest things I'd ever done as I had long hair and generally looked like a drugged hippy. I got pulled aside at US customs in Detroit before I'd even made it to the turnstiles and lied through my teeth to the dude questioning me...saw a dog going around the baggage machine right before I got on a bus to the main terminal. Dropped about 2 grams of Canadian weed and a vial of seeds I'd bought in Vancouver in between the customs booths when I saw a dog by the carry on screener...like literally I'm talking to the US customs guy whose sitting in his booth about chest high, inquiring about my visit and blah blah and I took out the baggie and dropped it on the floor between my feet and just walked away....all the while screaming in my head to not look back if anyone says something like 'hey man you dropped something...' I was a lot younger and dumber back then.
i know someone who went amsterdam and came back with a couple grams. its simple you just leave it in your pocket and walk through, if you get pulled up it aint nutten big and say your where so stoned. if your gonna make a big move people say stuff it in to a glove. only filling the fingers.
now that is the best fictional account I've read on this thrs thread; surely we can all suspend our disbelief but "why"would anyone "put pot in their jeans and forget about it"? it is impossible to transport thru airport security since "techniques" were implement post 911--muchless on international screening at airports--ever heard of 'neutrion emission spectra?
Its still very possible in todays airports. I know a bunch of people who have done it with the same or more weight and get onto a plane. They either left it buried in their suitcase in something or just had it strapped to them or in a pocket and got lucky no one pulled them aside. It is still very possible. customs and police cant catch everything that comes through the airport they actually catch the minority of stuff being smuggled into the country,
[quote name='"Titch"'] He said he had half of it strapped to him and the rest in a suitcase and there were 4 other guys doing it.. so 60kg in total And yeah he got on an airplane. This was back in the late 80s though, so I don't know what security was like back then[/quote] It mustve been laid back, now a days they make you go through the damn x-ray thing if you look suspicious. They still smuggle unmentionables from colombia to france by swallowing pills that are filled with said unmentionables. One person can probably carry a little over 1 kilo.
[quote name='"nick7362"']I once moved a million pounds of pot thru the border with an rc helicopter[/quote] That would be awsome if you can even move small amounts by rc plane or rc buggys
