Kill your microwave

Done.

Next?

 

Oven > microwave. Just made some pizza rolls in the oven.. mmm

 

Stick a fork in it.

 

i'm a lazy bastard and i like my meals in under 60 seconds

 

no i like to live

 

what will i use to explode gremlins then?

 

That'll learn em

 

Microwaves heat up your food so quickly, but some things need ovens.

 

I've been waiting for someone to give me this order! I've always hated microwaves. The food never has a good taste IMO.

 

Microwave your kill

 

I tried, but I only only wounded him severely. Now he's in a coma and I'm in a heated civil suit. That dumb Mrs. Microwave wants 2.5 million for "emotional distress", what a bitch. Plus her brother is in the Mic Mob, and he said if I don't pay up he'll microwave my knee cap off.

p.s. I'm extremely tired, and this nonsense was the first thing I thought of, I need to go smoke and get my head right

 

Ill defend you in court

 

I don't use my microwave.. goooo mee

 

Fuck no. My microwave and me a bad ass buds.

 

w do microwaves go up to 99:99 even though everything gets cooked under 3 minutes?

and why is there a "obliterate my toast to charcoal" setting on toasters when no one goes past the light-to-dark brown setting?

 

So you can cook an entire turkey the exact size of the inside of the microwave.

 

ew.. worst thanksgiving ever..

 

Agreed...