just took a lil death test....

Discussion in 'General' started by negligent, Oct 19, 2003.

  1. and suprisingly it sonds about right


    Mark your calendar or Palm V. You can expect to die on:


    October 22, 2028
    at the age of 41 years old.


    On that date you will most likely die from:

    Heart Attack (14%)
    Homicide (14%)
    Cancer (12%)
    Suicide (11%)
    Overdose (9%)
    Confusion (7%)
    Alcoholism (5%)


    those r all the ways i thought i'd die before i took the test and bam those r all the ones that showed up. crazy, take this shit its cool.

    http://test3.thespark.com/deathtest/
     
  2. Mark your calendar or Palm V. You can expect to die on:


    June 8, 2037
    at the age of 54 years old.


    On that date you will most likely die from:

    Cancer (23%)
    Heart Attack (13%)
    Alcoholism (12%)
    Drowning (11%)
    Homicide (7%)
    Alien Abduction (6%)
     
  3. JULY 1 2048 at the age of 64 years old

    cancer 27%
    heart attack 15%
    alien abduction 11%
    homicide 9%
    drownig 9%
    alcoholism 5%
    contagious disease 5%
     
  4. Mark your calendar or Palm V. You can expect to die on:


    June 2, 2061
    at the age of 74 years old.


    On that date you will most likely die from:

    Heart Attack (22%)
    Cancer (17%)
    Alcoholism (12%)
    Alien Abduction (6%)
    Third Degree Burns (5%)
    Auto-Fellatio (5%)



    that sounds about right.
     
  5. February 9, 2065

    I'll be 76 years old, I got the longest life so far, hahaha.
     
  6. Mark your calendar or Palm V. You can expect to die on:


    May 11, 2052
    at the age of 72 years old.


    On that date you will most likely die from:

    Cancer (42%)
    Alcoholism (13%)
    Horrible Accident (12%)
    Heart Attack (9%)
    Drowning (5%)












    WHOA freaky, thats my moms birthday.

    anyway, im pretty impressed... im planing on improving my handwriting..maybe itll add a few more years :)
     
  7. um, CONFUSION???? lmao...
     
  8. shit i aint got much time left
     
  9. Mark your calendar or Palm V. You can expect to die on:


    June 15, 2057
    at the age of 71 years old.


    On that date you will most likely die from:

    Cancer (27%)
    Drowning (15%)
    Alcoholism (14%)
    Alien Abduction (9%)
    Heart Attack (8%)

    Fuck that, im gonna live forever, because im gonna discover some crazy technology that will enable me to grow body parts, and whenever i get a tumour or somethin, ill just replace it. Liver just about done from drinkin too much? 1 operation later, and boom, problem solved. Heart just about out of energy? Looks like its time for a replacement. Fuck man, im gonna live for centuries.
     
  10. Mark your calendar or Palm V. You can expect to die on:


    December 24, 2035
    at the age of 52 years old.


    On that date you will most likely die from:

    Cancer (39%)
    Alien Abduction (9%)
    Heart Attack (7%)


    Wow, that's a high cancer percent...I'm probably going to get lung cancer :p
     
  11. Cancer (22%)
    Electrolysis (14%)
    Drowning (10%)
    Alcoholism (9%)
    Alien Abduction (9%)
    Homicide (5%)
    Heart Attack (5%)

    February 16, 2035
    at the age of 53 years old.


    damn homicide 5% why who?

    53 is to young to die heeeelp me!!!
     
  12. damn i'm the youngest one so far, haha doesnt suprise me or any of you probably. shit i might die tonight for all i know.
     
  13. December 6, 2036
    at the age of 49 years old.


    On that date you will most likely die from:

    Cancer (33%)
    Homicide (16%)
    Heart Attack (12%)
    Alien Abduction (7%)
    Third Degree Burns (6%)
     
  14. Mark your calendar or Palm V. You can expect to die on:


    November 14, 2030
    at the age of 49 years old.


    On that date you will most likely die from:

    Heart Attack (16%)
    Cancer (15%)
    Alcoholism (10%)
    Homicide (8%)
    Alien Abduction (7%)
    Drowning (6%)
    Horrible Accident (5%)

    oof!...horrible accident! (im sure that will happen sooner)
     
  15. Just thought it'd be pretty funny if a minor slipped up and forgot about the rules here! lol :D
     
  16. January 23, 2054
    at the age of 69 years old.


    On that date you will most likely die from:

    Cancer (36%)
    Heart Attack (10%)
    Alien Abduction (9%)
    Alcoholism (8%)
    Loneliness (8%)
    Drowning (8%)
    Contagious Disease (6%)



    Of course that won't happen cuz the world will come to a screeching halt in 2020 CE. Muahahahaha!
     
  17. Mark your calendar or Palm V. You can expect to die on:


    December 3, 2051
    at the age of 68 years old.


    On that date you will most likely die from:

    Cancer (27%)
    Alcoholism (13%)
    Alien Abduction (11%)
    Loneliness (6%)


    I don't see why it said I would die of lonliness. I said I had sex often. And I said I only drank sometimes. This test is bogus, and I will live forever! mwahahaha! ..... unless it's alien abduction... then they can take me now!

    <3 Beth
     
  18. that unprotected sex fucks you in the ass everytime... not to mention drug use...:D

    edit i took it over changing afew of the answers and found not that much variance...
     

  19. "rrraaaarrrrrrrrrrrrrrr'

    ya gotta let the frek out...:D

    go damn i love george clinton...
     
  20. June 22, 2021
    at the age of 40 years old.


    On that date you will most likely die from:

    Cancer (29%)
    Overdose (12%)
    Homicide (9%)
    Alcoholism (9%)
    Alien Abduction (9%)
    Heart Attack (8%)
     

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