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Just took a dump, awesome..then scary

Discussion in 'Apprentice Marijuana Consumption' started by Zeb0, May 26, 2011.

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  1. #1 Zeb0, May 26, 2011
    So im sitting in my bathroom, taking care of some business. And i look over, and theres like a .4g nug just chillin next to my sink. So i freaked out, grabbed it, smelled to make sure it was weed, and put it in my bottle.

    So at that point i was pretty happy, now i was checking this area below my shower where i noticed some mold a few weeks ago(while still on the toilet) checking too see if it got worse. So i pull the rug back...and a spider, a little bit bigger than a black widow...just fuckin creeps on out of no where and just sits there...and we had a 10 second staredown because i had to try and find something to squish it with.

    Killed that bitch, smoked my found weed, and now im typing this story :]
     
  2. #2 Annicus, May 26, 2011
    You're typing this from the toilet aren't you?

    :laughing:
     
  3. #3 GutteralShiva, May 26, 2011
    At least you didn't shit out blood from your intestines like other users on here.



    And fuck begin afraid of spiders, I love those little fuckers.
     
  4. #4 treelover, May 26, 2011
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    Lol if that was me I'd have run out and and begged someone to kill the spider for me lol. Spiders = nasty lol .. I always think they're gonna crawl into my mouth when I sleep :/
     
  5. #5 D Ram, May 26, 2011
    I can relate. I live in the basement of a house. On average I kill 2 spiders a day like 3/4" long. :( We have quite the ongoing battle down here...
     
  6. #6 GutteralShiva, May 26, 2011

    They do. Seriously :devious:
     
  7. #7 Zeb0, May 26, 2011
    An average of 7 bugs crawl into your mouth every year. Asleep or Awake.
     
  8. #8 Weight448, May 26, 2011
    Wait till your ass gets bit by a brown recluse :devious:
     
  9. #9 CuZ, May 26, 2011
    Shuda got the spider high! Shhheeeeet ... Next time im high and I see a spider ( my house is old as fook ) ima trap that guy in a glass and smoke his ass out
     
  10. #10 DubToker, May 26, 2011
    Is it not normal to have blood in my shit?
     
  11. #11 Annicus, May 26, 2011

    I am the house spider killer, never fear!
     
  12. #12 treelover, May 26, 2011
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    Ewww.... *shudder* I know that's why I just murder spiders. But here's my rule on bug killing..
    - in my house that's my domain you die unless
    ..ladybug.. Then it goes back outside
    -if your outside that's your domain and I respect that
    Unless.. You are a tick, mosquito, or the dumb flying ant that stung me while tanning today then you die every time lol
    -if it's a huge bug..scream and get my boyfriend to kill it
     
  13. #13 treelover, May 26, 2011
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    !! Someone at my boarding school had a spider bite and it kept swelling and you could see all the area around his veins swell so they brought him to the er in case it was a brow recluse bite. Always saw those fuckers in my dorm.
     
  14. #14 JoshTheGreat, May 26, 2011
    I didn't even read the post, but the thread made me laugh out loud
     
  15. #15 Kronikkk, May 26, 2011
    Dude spiders mindfuck me. There was one in my bed at this shitty hotel I was staying at. Freaked me and my homies out while we were high as fuck and all night I was trippin about spiders infesting the room. Some gay shit I know but idk it's just a fuckin phobia I guess.
     
  16. #16 treelover, May 26, 2011
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    Haha. Does your wife hate spiders cause I'm totally picturing he being a wimp about it like me and you just running in to save her and squashing the little bastard lol
     
  17. #17 Mogwai, May 26, 2011
    I was in the bathroom one time and there was a wicked spider on the floor. I figured "fuck it, I'll kill it when I'm done". Being high, I totally forgot about it. I then afterwards took a shower and tossed my clothes right by where the spider was without thinking. I got out of the shower and put my clothes on, remembered there was a spider I didn't kill right by my clothes (which I then couldn't find) and then had a little mental fit. Goddamn. Spiders and bugs are cool, just not inside where I live
     
  18. #18 Weight448, May 26, 2011
    yeah you really need to watch out for those things ! one bite will take a whole arm off.
     
  19. #19 Sheet, May 26, 2011
    The worst is when you see a spider, get something to smash it with and then when you go to smash it IT'S GONE.
    :(
     
  20. #20 treelover, May 27, 2011
    then you know its coming back for revenge! :eek:
     
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