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Just told my mum I smoke!

Discussion in 'Apprentice Marijuana Consumption' started by zombiefuhrer, Sep 1, 2011.

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  1. #1 zombiefuhrer, Sep 1, 2011
    And thus far her only problem is that she believes in the gateway theory so I told her that if she has any questions I'd be more than happy to answer them.

    I'm just happy her reaction seems alright thus far
     
  2. #2 VapeMasterFlex, Sep 1, 2011
    mistake # 1
     
  3. #3 OscarZetaAcosta, Sep 1, 2011
    It's a trap, man! When you go to sleep tonight she is going to creep in slowly, find your stash...Roll a joint, light it up and put it on your bed starting a house fire. She collects homeowner's insurance and gets rid of another evil fuckin' pothead, win-win in her mind.:cool:
     
  4. #4 greenbrad420, Sep 1, 2011
    My mom said the same thing to me. I said it depends on the person
     
  5. #5 MicrowavedBagel, Sep 1, 2011

    Why are you so awesome?
     
  6. #6 TeHNeutral, Sep 1, 2011
    Ask her if she wants to experience what you do so she can fully understand. :)
     
  7. #7 OscarZetaAcosta, Sep 1, 2011
    I was born with it.:cool:
     
  8. #8 TeHNeutral, Sep 1, 2011

    Is it genetic?
     
  9. #9 musicslamajama, Sep 1, 2011
    You insane motherfucker
     
  10. #10 OscarZetaAcosta, Sep 1, 2011
    Yes, just like women and kitchens.:cool:
     
  11. #11 zombiefuhrer, Sep 1, 2011
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    That's what I told her too, I'm really glad she did however say: "You're 23 years old so you have every right to do what you want, just don't smoke it in my house"

    I'm glad I finally got the balls to tell her because I've been trying for a month!
     
  12. #12 sith, Sep 1, 2011
    At least your mum didn't start praying to God to "heal and help her child"......I was like wtf then and still am now.
     
  13. #13 kamikaze rat, Sep 1, 2011
    Sounds cool. At least you can argue the gateway theory, my parents just don't want me to get caught by the cops. Not much I can do to convince them that's not an issue.
     
  14. #14 zombiefuhrer, Sep 1, 2011

    haha I would've been all :confused::confused::confused:
     
  15. #15 desuforeverlulz, Sep 1, 2011
    This is how it started with my mom. When she found out I smoked weed, she immediately said it was a gateway drug to other drugs. Just use some of the logic that this guy incorporates. Marijuana - Telling Teenagers the Truth about Smoking Pot

    If you ever forget what the link to that site is, just remember, you can find it if you go to tinyurl.com/cannabistruth.
     
  16. #16 lungripper666, Sep 1, 2011
    Sheesh, when I told my mom at eighteen she kicked me out of the house, cancelled my health insurance, and emptied my bank accounts.
     
  17. #17 Storm Crow, Sep 1, 2011
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    These may help-

    Teen Pot Smoking Won't Lead to Other Drugs as Adults (news - 2010)
    [FONT=&quot]Teen Pot Smoking Won't Lead to Other Drugs as Adults[/FONT]

    Study of 4000 indicates marijuana discourages use of hard drugs. (news - 2008)
    Study of 4000 indicates marijuana discourages use of hard drugs.


    When Your Kid Smokes Pot (forum post/news – 2008)
    http://mensnewsdaily.com/2010/08/08/when-your-kid-smokes-pot/



    If you need more, just click that first link in my sig! I have studies and articles on most of the old myths! :D


    Granny :wave:
     
  18. #18 Zayas420, Sep 1, 2011

    Damn son, your mom sounds like shes from the fucking 1930's with that reefer madness shit haha thinkin u gona turn into a a murderer or something lmao
     
  19. #19 thegrindman, Sep 1, 2011

    dum bitch fuckin sue if u were 18 it was ur money she has 0 right to empty ur bank acount
     
  20. #20 Verdurous, Sep 1, 2011
    Granny beat me to referencing her own MMJ Reference List... AGAIN!!! lol :love:

    Op, show that stuff to your mom. ;)
     
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