Just spit on myself while sleeping.

Discussion in 'Real Life Stories' started by MarleyIsaLegend, Aug 14, 2012.

  1. Jesus man, I was having a dream that I was eating some bad tasting food and I went to the trashcan and spit it out. And guess fucking what? I woke up from spit running down my face.,I give up on life.
  2. I fucking hate when that happens. The only thing worse than that is when a toilet shows up in my dream -_-
  3. I woke up once with an entire puddle of drool next to my pillow, and I've spat on myself several times while stoned. haha!

  4. No joke, that happened to my brother once. He was sleep walking and took a piss all down the wall
  5. Lmfao. I hate when dreams seem really real, and then you kinda wake up and then question it's authenticity.

    It's very strange
  6. I've had this happen, but with using the bathroom.
    My body wakes me up just before piss leaves my urethra... I hate it :(

  7. I guess some things we just can't help:confused_2:

  8. Yup, seems like a good enough reason to give up on life
  9. the story of my life
  10. Sleep on a towel bro!
  11. Haha shit like that happens to me all the time. Except i'll be screaming or saying something in my dream and I wake up saying it.
  12. One time i woke up in a haze in the middle of the night and spit on my wall, as soon as i did that i fell back asleep..:confused_2:

  13. hahahahah that exact thing happened to me freshman year of h.s. in math class. i passed the fuck out and woke up w. a huuuuge drool stain on the table. nothin a quick arm swipe cant fix.. hahaha
  14. Are you sure it was spit or did you have a boner when you woke up?
  15. "I give up on life"

    It was nice knowing you bro. R.I.P.
  16. I always start releasing poop when I wake up I hate it

Share This Page