Staying with my dad and stepmom for about a week. Went to see if they were asleep so I could have a smoke and the door was cracked. Peered inside and I saw some shit. Let's just say they are in their 60s and what has been seen cannot be unseen.
Oh man that's pretty brutal. I made the mistake of going upstairs to take a dump once and could hear my parents doing it. And I couldn't escape it! I was in the middle of serious business. Talk about being stuck in a shitty situation. eh?
Not to be Captain Airforce One-up, but that shit happened to me. I was like 9 and I wasn't a dumb kid.. My Dad and step-mom made a sex tape, but kept it with all the other tapes. Like my tapes were in there too.. Well they labeled it "tape no good" like thinking I'd think the tape was broken and wouldn't put it in. Anyone with common sense would think "why not just throw it out if it's broken?" so I put it in to see and god damn it.. That 2 seconds it was on seared into my head.
Yeah no shit... the internet has destroyed my faith in mankind... We should just turn this thread into the official "I walked in on my parents" group therapy thread.
When I was 14 I used to talk to this shy, Christian conservative girl from Alabama at night on the phone, in secret... she was really innocent still, got grossed out by words like "sensual". It was of course my job to fuck all that up for her when we had our chats at night. Anyways, I wanted to talk to her and she said she didn't know if her parents were asleep yet, so I told her to go check (we were talking on the internet of course) and she heard them both moaning and groaning when she put her ear up to the door and came back saying she was sobbing and that she wanted to kill herself and that it was the most horrible thing ever, etc etc. I was just sitting at home laughing so hard tears were running down my face while trying to seem concerned and sweet as can be over the IM. Being 14 was fucking sweet. Sorry, your story brought this memory back to me after several years lol.
Thats what you get for bein nosey! Lol I absolutey hate it when im screwin a single mom and her kid walks in. My ass is usually the one in the air too.