Hey blades. I just pulled a hair out of my nutty nuggets Except the thing is.... Nobody in this house has hair like that
That's true, my mom found a dried up little worm inside some Uncle Ben's and she wrote the company. They sent her all sorts of free deals and everything but we never used them, I mean, why the hell would we want to eat Uncle Ben's again after that?
Thats nothing! I found a pube in my mcdonalds chips the other week. Tried to take them back and they said that i put it in their! i was like do i look pathetic enough to put one of my own pubes in the chips i wanna eat?
man that same old shit happened to me when i was in school. i found this long blue black hair in my spaghetti. i took it to one of the teachers. she told me it was mine which was complete bs. cuz the hair was visibly a blue shade of black. and mine was jet black dyed with blonde roots. and there werent any blonde roots in that hair, and then the lunch lady i had gotten the lunch from. had blue black hair. i was mad as fuck. lolol. oh and i might as well throw this in while im at it cuz its gross. you know those milk cartons you get with school lunches? well at the same school(as the hair incedent), theyd have breakfast in the morning. and sometimes kids wouldnt drink their milk cartons/juice cartons. so theyd throw them in the trash( a waste i know but this next part is worse) the janitors.... would dig in the garbage........ get the undrank cartons out.... rinse them off..... then put them back to re-serve them to the kids for lunch. when i found out i was like "thats fucked up" so one day i went to breakfast, and saw the custodians standing by the trashcans, with several cartons behind them on a table. so i walked up and said "did you get those out of the trash? are you gonna serve those to the kids at lunch?" and he told me to go to class. so i said "you do know thats very disgusting right?" and he repeated "go to class". so then i said "you know that kids can get sick from that, right? if sombody gets sick from it. the school could get into alot of trouble" then they had to get a teacher to make me leave. so as i was walking out i said to the janitors "you guys are gross". and that was it. lol sorry for rambling. i just think its completel effed up.