Sorry if this doesn't make sense i'm high. So i woke up this morning and i started on a bowl. After the first hit my lighter goes out. It was a butane but i didn't know if i had any and i didn't feel like trashing my garage looking for it. So i decide i'll just go to the store get some munchies and a new one. I brought all my weed and my one hitter to protect from sack(weed sack) pinchers. I had to walk and it was raining outside hard. The land around my house is like a farm. I basically live in the boondocks. But not far from the city which is like a mile away if that. The way to the store is basically a long muddy field. It also had like rain soaked ditches since its really storming outside. I walk to the store and got lighters and food. Was uneventful since none of the wannabe gangbangers come out in the rain. I walked and when i got back into the field i started smoking out of my one hitter. Killing the bowl from before. I am stopped trying to get it to light through the rain when who shows up? The boys. Two cops standing on the street at the edge of the field. They can't drive on it because the grass is so high and all the mud. I figure someone saw me and called the cops. Nosey white people lol... So anyway i didn't stop to think just took off towards my house which was like 65 yards. I turn around and the cop was like 30 yards behind me trying to catch me he was on my ass. The other cop was staying at the car. So to explain my house ita like a culdesac at the bottom of a dead end hill. So once you run off the field you have to either go in a house or go up the hill out of site. So i ran off the path leading to my house and ran through a giant water/ mud puddle. Was in water up to my nuts and i am 6'4. Made it across hopped over a log and ran forward like i was going up the hill but turned into my house and ran in the door. I always leave one door open. Goodshit. Summary: I got soaked in mud but i didn't bring my phone and i had the snacks in my backpack. The one hitter and lighter got dirty but no weed lost.
good job. but before you went inside your house i hope you looked back to make sure the cop didn't see you go in or else he knows where you live and he'll be knocking on your door. but unless your a retard i assume you would of made sure he didn't see that.
Lol tell us why? And yea its hard to explain because i am high. You have to see where i live to really get it. But basically the way i ran it made it look like i was going up the hill. And my house blocks the view from everything else. So once i got behind my house i could just run in. But he wouldn't see me. And would never suspect it unless he knew i lived there.
Sounds like a hell of a time. Running from the cops is always a great way to get your adrenaline rushing.