just one wish

Discussion in 'Grasscity Forum Humor' started by Luvdabuddah, Sep 22, 2004.

  1. >While trying to escape through Pakistan, Osama Bin Laden found a brass lamp
    >and picked it up. Suddenly, a female genie rose from the lamp and with a
    >smile said "Master, may I grant you one wish?"
    >
    > "You ignorant unworthy daughter-of-a-dog! Don't you know who I am? I
    >don't need any common woman giving me anything" barked Bin Laden.
    >
    >The shocked genie said, "Please, I must grant you a wish or I will be
    >returned to that lamp forever."
    >
    >Osama thought a moment. Then grumbled about the impertinence of the woman,
    >and said "Very well, I want to awaken with three American women in my bed
    >in the morning, so just do it and be off with you!"
    >
    >The annoyed genie said, "So be it !" and disappeared.
    >
    > The next morning Bin Laden woke up in bed with Lorena Bobbitt, Tonya
    >Harding, and Hillary Clinton.
    >
    > His penis was gone, his knee was broken, and he had no health insurance.
    >
    >God Is Good.......
    :smoking: Toke on
     
  2. Sigh... So there is a god. LOL. .. :)
     

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