>While trying to escape through Pakistan, Osama Bin Laden found a brass lamp >and picked it up. Suddenly, a female genie rose from the lamp and with a >smile said "Master, may I grant you one wish?" > > "You ignorant unworthy daughter-of-a-dog! Don't you know who I am? I >don't need any common woman giving me anything" barked Bin Laden. > >The shocked genie said, "Please, I must grant you a wish or I will be >returned to that lamp forever." > >Osama thought a moment. Then grumbled about the impertinence of the woman, >and said "Very well, I want to awaken with three American women in my bed >in the morning, so just do it and be off with you!" > >The annoyed genie said, "So be it !" and disappeared. > > The next morning Bin Laden woke up in bed with Lorena Bobbitt, Tonya >Harding, and Hillary Clinton. > > His penis was gone, his knee was broken, and he had no health insurance. > >God Is Good....... Toke on