Just Like Happened To Me.. I <3 My Granny

Discussion in 'General' started by Coast, Sep 5, 2009.

  1. yo gc come and listen up!
    i gotta tell yall story
    hey, my name is coast but dont meena bust your bubbles
    but i just came to say that almost ran into a bit trouble!
    my granny walked in on me hotboxin the bathroom!
    damnit she usually dont come home soo soon!
    so anyways...
    i didnt heaar the front door open
    was way too busy, reefin up my tokin!
    she saw some smoke comin out from underneath door
    creepd up like a cougar, flung the door open, she let out a scary roar!
    i was like "oooh shit,, granny.. fuck.. um hello!"
    she was like "WTFUCK" i replied "umm i found it out the floor!"
    i got scared as hell when she started to yell
    she said no "wonder why the bathroom smells!"
    started to reach for my ears but i started duckin it right to left
    yelling so loud i swear i swear i thought i was going deft
    after an hour of struggle i gave up and gave in
    we sat down in the living room, she gave me a lil grin
    told me that i now better start cleaning the dishes
    because she can now blackmail me to my parents whenever she wishes!
    i gave out a loud laugh and told her that she legit
    and she replied "Ya know I aint that old you I still got it"

    everything really happened except for the part she was grabbin the ear part.. i added that and she didnt really say the last part but something close to it haha

    but anyways she walked in on my smoking in my bathroom, and i quickly ate the damn joint... it was like half of a normal king size zigzag joint. she made me drink orange juice "so the citrus acids make break the joint down more" so i dont die or something...
     

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