[ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4pXfHLUlZf4&NR=1]YouTube - Jizz In My Pants[/ame] laughed my ass off when I was high ahahahhaha
[ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UcPo4rTSPQo]YouTube - SNL Digital Short - On the Ground[/ame] HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO THE GROUND!!!!!
I once jizzed my pants while i was sleeping on the airplane. total WTF moment. I woke up thinking "You've got to be fucking shitting me..." stuck my hand down there under the blanket and all "ahhh shit." ...What did I even look like while I was jizzing in my sleep? how is this possible? I wonder what the lady next to me was thinking... Since i didn't have any awesome dreams, I guessed that it was all the cologne i randomly tested at the duty free store. The video just reminded me of this and decided to share it.
^x2! Fantastically hilarious good sir. That must have been embarrassing as shit but it's a fuckin great story!