just how lucky are we

Discussion in 'Grasscity Forum Humor' started by critter 11, May 21, 2003.

  1. Kentucky Grandma
    Many years ago a Kentucky grandmother gave a new bride the following recipe for washing clothes....

    1. Bilt fire in backyard to heat kettle of rain water.
    2. Set tubs so smoke wont blow in eyes if wind is pert.
    3. Shave one hole cake of lie soap in bilin water.
    4. Sort things, make 3 piles. 1 pile white, 1 pile colored, 1 pile work britches and rags.
    5. To make starch, stir flour in cool water to smooth, then thin down with bilin water.
    6. Take white things, rub dirty spots on board, scrub hard, and then bile. Rub colored, don't bile, just rinch and starch.
    7. Take things out of kettle with broomstick handle, then rinch, and starch.
    8. Hang old rags on fence.
    9. Spread tea towels on grass.
    10. Pore rinch water in flower bed.
    11. Scrub porch with hot soapy water.
    12. Turn tubs upside down.
    13. Go put on clean dress, smooth hair with hair combs. Brew cup of tea, sit and rock a spell and count your blessings.

    Hang this above your Automatic Washer, and when things look bleak, read it again, and count YOUR blessings!


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