so i'm really good friends with this lady at work.. she's fucking CRAZY but so much fun. she's 14 years older than me and been dating this guy for a decade or so. she loves him, but hates him, wants to leave him but doesn't want to hurt him, yadda yadda. she never does her taxes, but i offered to help cause turbotax makes it easy. today was the day i helped her. she comes over a little after 10am. she's drunk. ooo..kaayy... i offer her eggs and coffee, but she only wants coffee. so then we go into the living room and start.. and she's making all these innuendos, spewing all these compliments, and halfheartedly trying to physically 'connect'. now, she's not ugly, but she's not my type - and a coworker - and in a relationship with a mentally unstable guy - and now i suspect she probably gets around. so there was no way in hell i was letting that happen. i told her she needed to stop, but she just kept playing innocent. so i sat on a chair while she sat on the couch and just asked for her info. get it all done, she calls her bf to pick her up (yep) and while we're waiting, she asks if i want a back massage. no, crazy lady! and he finally came and picked her up. it's been about 15 minutes since she left. i'm still kind of in shock from this. i was definitely only expecting to do her return.. not get jiggy. it'll probably just be all things back to normal next day we work together.. but god. damn.
she has a fucked up life bro. drunk at 10am...and shes crazy, and hes mentally unstable.. i recommend you stay away from the crazies...
Common now they make the best stories and fondest memories of your life once your done with the craziness. Everyones gotta fuck/date one in their lifetime
Sounds like my kind of woman! How many fires can we ignite today, OscarZetaAcosta..."Infinite amounts," ten years from then my obituary would read like a novel.