Just got stoned for first time

haha haaaave fun

 

try not to forget about those ramen noodles that have been cooking the past 30 minutes on the stove

 

what a great description of being high, and from a noob too!

welcome to the darkside, your life will be much more enjoyable from here on out.

 

Get some ice cream...it feels so amazig to eat ice cream when high

 

Wake and bake

 

Smoking dank on your first time? You were probably blasted huh?lol

 

I laughed when I read this but its a good description, have fun

 

Lol, welcome to the wonderful world of weed. It's the best drug there is, hands down; I've tried them all, and mary jane was the only one that ever made me feel so comfy. Use it wisely. Your head is a glass, and within it can fit only so much ganja. Any more than that and it starts spilling all over the counter. Not that I follow my own advice; I smoke ten joints a day. I guess that's why I'm here to tell you that you'll always get higher if you smoke less, or at least not every day.

You have a choice as to where this can lead you.
Scenario A- You smoke just enough pot. Your tolerance never rises because your metabolism works enough of the psychoactive material out of your system before the next time you smoke for you to notice a difference in consciousness. You enjoy a joint ten times more than me because I smoke ten times more than you. And when you do get high, you get fucking HIGH.
Scenario B (what I've been doing, where an addictive personality can lead you)- You smoke way too much pot, and your tolerance skyrockets as the THC becomes a part of your body. You feel tired in the morning and it lasts through the day, you can't remember things, you have trouble sleeping, you become exhausted, physically and financially, you fail at life. And the worst part is you can't even get 10% as high as your first time once your body has acclimated to the presence of it (once you smoke it all the time for a while). You'll have to wait a few days (or a few weeks) until you're sober again.

Anyway, words of caution aside, this plant is magic. It's God incarnate, like sugar or boobs or roses. It makes everyone happy, even the sick ones. Got a headache? Drink a glass of water. Didn't help? Smoke a doobie. Arthritis? Smoke a doobie. Asthma? Doobie. Seriously. Early melanoma? Rub honey oil on it, it'll go away. Pain? Bored? Depressed? Angry? Lonely? Smoke a doobie. Fallen to the dark side? Smoke weed. It embodies the light side, and it will help you to realize the truth.

Anything life throws at you can be resolved by smoking weed, hence the above the influence commercial where the teenager creates a cocoon out of nuggets and climbs out a fat slob. Not that that's realistic; most pot smokers are pretty thin; regardless of their diet, the herb they're smoking increases their metabolism. But the message is succinct; Becoming dependent on this drug can do harm to your lifestyle. Anything can be your best friend or your worst enemy. Water, for instance. Think about it.

Anyway, take it or leave it. Whether you practice moderation or not, I strongly suggest you continue to smoke this flower whatever the risk, because not only does it taste and feel excellent, it also has the potential to help a person become better in every way. Over the last five years since I started, it has helped me become the talented, ambitious, hard working, and most importantly, happy musician, writer, and scientist I am today.

Smoke up, Johnny.

 

Lol welcome to this amazing world! My first resembled yours but with a lot more giggling and when I layer down I felt like sand and I was sinking into the couch lol. Have fun blazing!

 

Lol @ you guys that are telling him to go eat.

Even now, with years of knowing how hard munchies can hit I eat everything in the house sometimes lol.

He's gonna have no control eating everything.

Mmm for 2 boxes of cereal at 2am

 

wow you really sparked up memories of those amazing first highs. the whole eye shifting thing is something i completely forgot about. it was like every thing was slow motion sometimes. but other times i would pause and think and then feel like i was just moving or talking realllly fast. that always freaked me out lol also im remembering now a lot more visual shit that used to happen. i would look at my friends or myself in the mirror and they/i looked completely different. then i would look away and look back and it would be normal again.

 

That's called "couch locked" 8)

 

Damn I've never tried that! Totally going to haha

 

Fuck I wish i could still get that high, where i saw in stop motion vision (like low frames per second) and shit like that

Enjoy bro!