Just got caught masturbating

Discussion in 'Real Life Stories' started by estoner420, Aug 24, 2008.


  1. Hahaha God man, so what she walked out and you just thought "Well that was awkward..." *fap fap fap*
     
  2. Well worrying about it isn't going to change the fact that it happened. He might as well finish up.
     

  3. + rep haaa fucking hilarious:D:D
     
  4. hahahahaha that was hilarious man! +rep
     
  5. i hope you meant to say IN his sister's bed.
     
  6. Just hope she doesn't have an Electra Complex, eh?
     
  7. yea its just going to backfire. humans have natural needs, sex is one of those FreudToker. consider when she becomes of age, dont be ignorant.
     
  8. man thats hilarious,
    man lol nice +rep
     
  9. So I guess nobody actually knows who this Freud feller is that hes acting as
     
  10. hehe that sucks man...happened to me once when i was younger...its not too bad...its embarassing, but they understand, they do it too!!! youll get over the weirdness by today....good luck
     
  11. that my friend, is some quick reflexes, and thinking on your feet.
    lol.
     
  12. at your age masturbation is not just a necessity, it's your birth-right. :cool:
     
  13. exactly hahaha i sat there for like a minute deciding if i should finish or not
     
  14. hahaha that sucks dude, so fuckin awkward.
     
  15. im guess your not that old so its only a good thing. imagine if you were like 30 and that happened
     
  16. Shit man I woke up the whole house laughing like crazy about this whole thread!

    estoner420 maybe your Mom was more embarrassed than you!?
     
  17. You should make it into a game and "danger wank". Get yourself close to the point of no return, call your Mam see if you you can cum before she gets to your room.
     
  18. man im sorry you got caught but thats really funny.
     

  19. yea i think its a female thing. my mom would always trip and my dadwouldnt worry about it. my parents wouldnt let me get locks in my door so i been cought alot ;) kharmas a biatch haha I think moms just dont want there sons to disrespect woman and although masterbation is normal i hate to say it porn does kinda disrespect woman with the cummin on faces aND SHIT lmao
     

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