So I'm sitting there playing $2/4 NL holdem, my first hand gets raised and I fold, heads up to the flop. By the turn board reads Q982, and the two players are all in. The first player flips 10 J for nut straight. Second player says "I'm a favorite" and flips Q 9 and a piece of bread with peanut butter and jelly spread across it. The river is another piece of bread, completing his draw to the peanut butter and jelly sandwich. What a game!
Poker is awesome. Once I got dealt pocket Aces and another guy had pocket Jacks. Flop was 6,10,Jack He raises, I reraise. Turn is an Ace. He raises, I reraise. River is a 2 Raise, reraised again. He was pissed! XD
Wait you're at a casino and they have PB and J sammiches inbetween the cards? What kind of fuckery is this!