I vaped like 10 minutes before getting to the bank.I was sofa king high and had to sign up for online banking since I was having issues doing it at home. So anyway, I get there and I sit at the chair across from the guy and right away I feel like he knew. Long story short, I was only expecting to be there 10 minutes tops, but for some reason we couldn't register me for the online banking, so he had to call higher up in the corporation and they had him on hold for like 10 minutes, and then something happened and he got disconnected. So then we were on hold for another 15 minutes and I've been sitting in this chair under the bright fucking lights listening to elevator music pumping out of the bank's speakers. I thought I was gonna have a panic attack and my mouth was so goddamn dry (ever seen that episode of Spongebob where he goes to Sandy's dome and he starts to dry out?) and the guy kept asking me questions and trying to sign me up for a credit card and whatever. So anyway now I have a new credit card and I get reward points and airline points and shit. All in all, I was there for a good 40 minutes.