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Just did my German oral exam baked

Discussion in 'Beginner Cannabis Consumption & Tips' started by breatheheavy, Apr 1, 2010.

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  1. #1 breatheheavy, Apr 1, 2010
    ... and raped the shit out of it! Hah!!!!!! I'm so excited. I went to the class like 5 times all semester, literally. Smoked a bowl on my way to uni then used perfume and eye drops, went in there and pulled it all out of my ass. She was fucking impressed, and she's from Germany!!! Hah!

    Being baked made my accent like perfect and I kept getting flashbacks of the times I actually went to class so I remembered a lot of random words I don't think I would have remembered sober... I def wouldn't have spoken so coherently.. she was like, what the hell, you NEVER come to class, how did you learn to speak so well? Is someone in your family German? LOL

    18/20. Didn't open a book. The power of MJ ;)
     
  2. #2 littlefoot, Apr 1, 2010
    fuck yea deutsch son
     
  3. #3 burnin420, Apr 1, 2010
    And those dumb fucks told us the herb will give you bad grades. You just raped the basis of government propaganda
     
  4. #4 JayEff, Apr 1, 2010
    Amazing, man. I'm actually going to try studying high for the first time tonight. I'm guessing cellular communication will be either amazingly fun or incredibly boring.
     
  5. #5 breatheheavy, Apr 1, 2010

    Sounds interesting :p Although you might forget some stuff, if you're overall way more interested than you would be sober, you will probably retain more overall.

    Now I'm doing bong hits in celebration :D
     
  6. #6 Dwayne Forge, Apr 1, 2010
    There's some things that weed helps people do, and some it doesn't. Math and history are usually NOT aided(although I kick ass at history) , whereas language, and science are usually helped. Science because of the new perspective on things, language is sort of a mystery. Math needs too much concentration. and people who aren't already awesome at history usually don't have the memory to learn dates and events while stoned.
     
  7. #7 breatheheavy, Apr 1, 2010

    Yeah that sounds about right. Except I don't mind history at all when I'm baked, I'm a huge history buff though, but it IS harder to learn the dates. I can learn them but then I can't remember them again unless I get stoned
     
  8. #8 FallenOne08214, Apr 1, 2010
    I kick ass at Math when baked. I suck at it when sober.World Civ is puely amazing when baked.
     
  9. #9 jouse, Apr 1, 2010
    It actually helps me. I get flashback and can remember shit the instructor had said from way back. Then again I'm feeling good as shit because I'm baked :smoking:
     
  10. #10 Dwayne Forge, Apr 1, 2010
    I love history too, but I have many many friends who can't stand it high, for just that reason.
     
  11. #11 Dwayne Forge, Apr 1, 2010
    Yeah, some people are weird, lol. But I think a majority of people lack the concentration while high to be able to do math. You are a lucky lucky individual to have great memory AND concentration while being high. (Or to be able to get by without it, I guess.)
     
  12. #12 303Stoner, Apr 1, 2010
    Haha yes man! That's awesome.

    For midterms, I blazed and put in around 30 mins of stoned studying while listening to music. Of course, everyone else studies like 4 hours minimum and I pulled out a 90. Pretty good feeling, eh? The power of MJ!
     
  13. #13 thompsonbassman, Apr 1, 2010
    I must say, I've not done alot of high studying or testing but I can imagine it being pretty good. I've read some of my history books high and I find them pretty enthralling actually, then again I am taking History at uni next year and like it anyway more than most people probably do!
     
  14. #14 Royksopp, Apr 1, 2010
    Herzlichen Glückwunsch
     
  15. #15 ihatemyusername, Apr 2, 2010
    When I was in 11th grade I would take the PSSA's blazed and got damn near perfect on them.
     
  16. #16 Glass Clown, Apr 2, 2010
    Ausgezeichnet! I muss dass versuchen. Niemals hab' ich Deutsch gesprochen wenn ich hoch bin (sagt mann "hoch"?) Es hilft mir nicht dass mein Deutsch sehr sehr rostig ist :smoking: Wenn ich rauche velleicht wird's besser sein :)
     
  17. #17 conway, Apr 2, 2010
    I love it! i took a IFS exam on financial budgeting and came out with 90% which beat most other people, while ...totally baked lol
     
  18. #18 FallenOne08214, Apr 10, 2010
    I get entranced in the numbers and start thinking deeply about formulas and stuff. I come out making all A's in math. lol I agree, I am lucky to be able to do that.
     
  19. #19 dudeimoncoke, Apr 10, 2010
    I wish weed gave me an ability to do better in school. Actually, I wish that call of duty was a class because weed makes me awesome at that.
     
  20. #20 mamba81, Apr 10, 2010
    Gut gemacht homie xD.

    Kiff, kiff, kiff.

    By the way did you know Germans have a specific weed smoking verb? Kiffen is to smoke (weed) and rauchen a more general smoking term. <3 Deutsch.
     
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