This is a story that i wrote. Some of you might find it stupid, well then sorry for wasting your time. Its nice. Here you go "Once upon a time there was a little girl. She was walking through the streets in the middle of the night and went into a dark alleyway. Surprisingly she was dressed in a short mini skirt with a revealing top. She got home safely. After she slept she woke up the next morning (that was unexpected rite?). She woke up and was surprised to see an alien in her closet. The alien came out of the closet on her face. After alien got up from her face (what did you think he did?) he apologized for jumping on her from the closet and revealed to her he was gay. He later revealed that he was double gay, thus cancelling himself out. After some time pondering about the meaning of life, The old man finally decided to get out of the thick bushy forest and beat his snake. His snake was hissing and even bit him at one point, because the beating was quite painful. After that the little girl decided to embark on a journey to her alien friend. She started off by walking to her room. After 12 seconds she reached her room. Her alien friend was in her room. Thus the little girl completed her journey. Annoyed by the fact that alien friend was not listening to her, The old man bit his snake back, and after 30 minutes snake died from poisoning. A little rat rained from the sky. Many bulls jumped out of the water and scared the living shit out of the Alien friend. The living shit proceeded to dance around in happiness and ignored all the signs of danger, such as evil truffles who were about to decompose it. Luckily the Old man came to rescue. The little girl hesitated on what she should wear tonight. She decided to go with a trench coat and trench gun. She gained 10 points, when suddenly out of the blue, her alien friend appeared. The blue was very sad, because now it was alone without the alien friend. After night of festivites the people from Villabadgio were cleaning their dishes with usual soap. What they didnt know was that people from Villaribio cleaned their fairies with usual soap. Way to go. So without getting upset, little girl got sad and started crying. The old man became furious and shot 20 birds with his snake, without getting furious. Little girl kept on pondering about the Schlieffen plan and what the fuck did Kaiser Willhelm do? After a healthy session of pondering little girl pondered a little more. Little more became friends with little girl, and according to maths Little got canceled out. So girl and more became friends with the snake of Old Man, However not liking the current development of the situation, The old man decided to give girl a shot and shot her. The more got a shot too, but this was in different sense of shot. It was soon revealed that the girl was the old man and the snake was the friendly alien friend. Friendly alien friend jumped on his ruler and dived into the sandpit of glory. After the events started unfolding, the great Chairman Mao decided to ban condoms so old little alien girls could not fuck with his brains anymore. Everything went black. But the story did not end. The blue was jealous of the black, however later, completely out of the black, everything went and came back to blue. Way to go, blue!" It is very random to say the least but still