Just a story I feel like sharing

I turn down my street and I see a 2 cop cars sitting on the street outside my house.... I just got back from picking up a quarter O and a bowl that my buddy left me (before he left town), both of which are reeking in my car. Either way, I knew that the cops were there for the neighbor (saw one there before I left the house)

I park in my driveway (having to do some sketchy maneuvers to back between the two cops) and hop out of the car wearing my Cheech and Chong tank. Without thinking about the fact that I have the bud and bowl reeking in my pocket, I walk up to one of the cops and tap on the window and ask "Is everything all right?" *srz poker face* he looks me up in down a few times, grins, and says "Yupp, nothing to worry about, sir" then gives me dap and rolls the window up.

I dedicate this bowl for all the chill ass cops out there