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Jury Duty..

Discussion in 'Apprentice Marijuana Consumption' started by apoundedorifice, May 4, 2011.

  1. #1 apoundedorifice, May 4, 2011
    I have jury duty tomorrow morning, and I really dont feel like sitting around in a courtroom all day with a bunch of cops and a piece of shit asshole of a judge. Specially if the trial is about drugs, I dont want to hear people bitch about how "drugs are baad, Mmkayy" all day long, since I will be liable to get a contempt of court charge.

    Any good Ideas on how to get dismissed from jury duty, WITHOUT getting arrested?
     
  2. #2 weekendtoker66, May 4, 2011
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    Hey me too
     
  3. #3 apoundedorifice, May 4, 2011
    Yeah, well its midnight where Im at, and I gotta be there at 8 in the morning, and the courthouse is an hour from my house.

    Guess whos sleeping in the courthouse tomorrow!
     
  4. #4 cb21, May 4, 2011
    tell the judge your for marijuana and that will get you out for free
     
  5. #5 tonster0161, May 4, 2011
    say your racist?
    have a biased opinion?
    idk maybe some other blades can come up with a few ideas
     
  6. #6 SmotPoker29, May 4, 2011
    last time i went to jury duty, i didnt even get called. i sat in the room for 5 hours and played tetris. just do it.
     
  7. #7 Kush Smokker, May 4, 2011
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  8. #8 IMAEREHW, May 4, 2011
    I wish you luck. Make sure to bring a book or a fully charged smart phone (if you have one).
     
  9. #9 MSabre, May 4, 2011
    JoCo NORML | Jury Nullification
     
  10. #10 Dopethrone420, May 4, 2011
    Couldn't you just have failed the prescreening?
     
  11. #11 apoundedorifice, May 4, 2011
    I didnt say anything about jury duty, but I did say that judges are cocksucking assholes and worthless motherfuckers for the most part..haha

    And why does that picture look soo familiar?
     
  12. #12 HelpDesk, May 4, 2011
    Bring an MFLB lol... I swear I think whenever i get jury duty (bound to happen eventually) I'm going to have a strong buzz through out it lol I can control my self perfectly so as long as i don't smell like it, I will be dandy.
     
  13. #13 apoundedorifice, May 4, 2011
    I would definitely get super stoned before I had to go, and during lunch, but I dont have any bud to smoke, which makes it even worse because I gotta sit in a court room sober all day, and I cant even go home at the end of the day and smoke.:(
     
  14. #14 The Audion, May 4, 2011

    12 angry men. nice dude.
     
  15. #15 Berzerker42500, May 4, 2011
    just tell them he's guilty and you aren't changing your mind no matter what.
     

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