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Joking around

Discussion in 'Grasscity Forum Humor' started by wildc@rd, Nov 19, 2001.

  1. I was watching a documentary on a comedian in this country called "Bernard Manning". As it happens, he tends to tell a lot of jokes that get him in trouble, but I happened to find this one funny :

    In the documentary, the interviewer asks Bernard -

    "Do you see yourself as being racist?"

    Bernard replies -

    "It is my dream that all the catholics, all the prodestants, all the Jews, all the Mormons, all the seventh day adventists and all the jehova's witnesses in this world should come together under the brotherhood of man, under a common cause .... and kick the fuck out of all those Taliban fuckers.

  2. that was good
  3. A woman pregnant with triplets is walking down the
    street when a masked robber runs out the bank and
    shoots her three times in the stomach.

    Lucklily the babies are okay. The surgeon decides to
    leave the bullets in because it's too risky to

    All is fine for 16-years. then one daughter walkes
    into the room in tears. "What's wrong" asks the
    "I was having a pee and this bullet came out" replies
    the daughter. The mother tells her it's okay and
    explains what happened 16-years ago.

    About a week later the second daughter walks into the
    room in tears.

    "Mom, I was having a pee and this bullet came out".
    Again the mother tells her not to worry and explains
    what happened 16-years ago.

    A week later the boy walks into the room in tears.

    "It's okay" say the mom, "I know what happened, you
    were having a pee and a bullet came out."

    "No," says the boy, "I was jerking off and I shot the

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