I was watching a documentary on a comedian in this country called "Bernard Manning". As it happens, he tends to tell a lot of jokes that get him in trouble, but I happened to find this one funny : In the documentary, the interviewer asks Bernard - "Do you see yourself as being racist?" Bernard replies - "It is my dream that all the catholics, all the prodestants, all the Jews, all the Mormons, all the seventh day adventists and all the jehova's witnesses in this world should come together under the brotherhood of man, under a common cause .... and kick the fuck out of all those Taliban fuckers. Peace.
A woman pregnant with triplets is walking down the street when a masked robber runs out the bank and shoots her three times in the stomach. Lucklily the babies are okay. The surgeon decides to leave the bullets in because it's too risky to operate. All is fine for 16-years. then one daughter walkes into the room in tears. "What's wrong" asks the mother. "I was having a pee and this bullet came out" replies the daughter. The mother tells her it's okay and explains what happened 16-years ago. About a week later the second daughter walks into the room in tears. "Mom, I was having a pee and this bullet came out". Again the mother tells her not to worry and explains what happened 16-years ago. A week later the boy walks into the room in tears. "It's okay" say the mom, "I know what happened, you were having a pee and a bullet came out." "No," says the boy, "I was jerking off and I shot the dog."