Made up a funny joke, w.e maybe it's not but here goes nothing.... GUY1:Whats the best way to teach america the metric system. GUY2: I dont know? GUY1:Make them sell drugs. haha not that funny but ya haha
A family of tomatoes are walking down the street when the baby tomato starts to fall behind. The dad goes back and squashes the baby tomato and says "ketchup"
^ Lol at Pulp Fiction. As for my joke(s), What's harder than nailing a dead baby to a spinning tire? Me when I do it! How do you get 100 dead babies into a trash can? With a blender. How do you get them out? With a straw. What's worse than 10 dead babies is 1 trash can? 1 dead baby in 10 trash cans. What's worse than a truckload of dead babies? A live one on the bottom eating its way out. What's the difference between a truckload of dead babies and a truckload of bowling balls? You can use a pitchfork to unload the dead babies. Why do you use a pitchfork to unload a truckload of dead babies? So you can tell which ones are still alive. What's pink, red, and sits in the corner? A dead baby chewing on razor blades. What's black, green, and sits in the corner? Same baby 3 weeks later. What's blue, sparking, and hungry? A dead baby trying to breast feed from a wall socket. What's the difference between a dead baby and a rock? I don't f*** rocks. What's worse than waking up and finding a dead baby on your pillow? Realizing that you were drunk and made love to it the night before. How many dead babies does it take to paint a house? Depends how hard you throw them. What's more fun than stapling dead babies to the wall? Ripping them off again. What's pink, purple, and covered in pus? A peeled baby in a bag of salt. Why did the dead baby cross the road? It was chained to the bumper. What's pink, bubbling, and scratching at the window? A dead baby in a microwave.
Santa was travelling in train. A woman sat on his son's birth and didn't get up.. Santa shouted: "THIS LADY IS NOT GIVING BIRTH TO MY CHILD"..