Jokes!!

Discussion in 'General' started by stickyz_bitch, Jan 3, 2009.

  1. Anyone Know Any Good Jokess??

    Mwaah :D
     
  2. #2 PerezPurpp, Jan 3, 2009
    Last edited: Jan 3, 2009
    Haha this gunna be epic

    im calling it now

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  3. This thread?



    That was a joke... or was it... or isn't it.???:eek:
     
  4. nope, but Daniel Tosh does:

    [ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vl7YwwXspow"]YouTube - Daniel Tosh[/ame]

    and also Brian Regan:

    [ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NSztExIa0uk"]YouTube - Brian Regan_on working out[/ame]
     


  5. make time!
     

  6. not in this thread

    this is a kind of read and continue scrolling and laughing thread

    ya dig?
     
  7. You know what I like about airstrips? Like the bikini wax?
    I don't feel weird making airplane noises when I stick it in my girl.


    You know whats the worst part about having a 6 year old girlfriend?
    you always have to make airplane noises to put it in her mouth.

    lol Do you want more GC?


    well, do you know what the best part about having twentyfive year olds to fuck?
    theres 20 of them


    Baaahahaha more?


    you know how your sister is on her period?
    Your dads dick tastes funny!



    hahhahaha

    You know how the virgin mary got preggers right?
    an angel came upon her!!!!!




    "Ok that's enough for now."






    THATS WHAT SHE SAID!!! baaaaahahhahha




    I love my childish humor :D
     
  8. keep it going!
     
  9. #10 xtiffany, Jan 3, 2009
    Last edited by a moderator: Jan 3, 2009


    well, if the person who made the thread or anyone else wants to watch the videos, they can.

    im not forcing anyone to watch the videos. this thread was asking for jokes, and thats what i gave.

    and the thread doesnt specifiy what kinda jokes, so its fair game. so, i can post videos if i want.

    if no one wants to watch the videos, then its their loss.

    ya dig?!
     

  10. laugh
     
  11. k so this dood walks to the end of a pier over the ocean every day, it's a daily routine

    so one day he walks out, and sees a quadrapeligec woman on the boardwalk

    when he comes closer she starts to talk to him

    she says "sir, can u hug me cause i've never been hugged before? please?"

    so he feels bad, and gives he a hug, and leaves.

    next day, he walks out again, and sees the same lady without arms or legs

    she asks him "can u kiss me cause i've never been kissed before? please?"

    eyes rolling, he kisses her, and leaves

    next day, same thing, and when he approaches the legless n armless woman, she asks him

    "sir, can u fuck me, cause i've never been fucked before. please?"

    fed up at this point cause she's fuckin his walks up, he picks her up, throws her over the side and into the water

    he then says, "there! you're FUCKED!"




    lol been one of my favs for a while
     

  12. well, atleast i made you laugh for some apparent reason, so my job here is done.

    :hello:
     
  13. The greatest one of all is happening in front of your eyes.

    He who fails to see it is a fool.

    ;)
     
  14. A blonde, wanting to earn some money, decided to hire herself out as a handyman-type and started canvassing a wealthy neighborhood. She went to the front door of the first house and asked the owner if he had any jobs for her to do.

    "Well, you can paint my porch. How much will you charge?"
    The blonde said, "How about 50 dollars?" The man agreed and told her that the paint and ladders that she might need were in the garage. The man's wife, inside the house, heard the conversation and said to her husband, "Does she realize that the porch goes all the way around the house?"
    The man replied, "She should. She was standing on the porch."

    A short time later, the blonde came to the door to collect her money.
    "You're finished already?" he asked. "Yes," the blonde answered, "and I had paint left over, so I gave it two coats. "Impressed, the man reached in his pocket for the $50. "And by the way," the blonde added, "that's not a Porch, it's a Ferrari."


    Mwaah :wave:
     
  15. What did one Doe say to the other Doe when they were leaving the forrest...........................................
     
  16. Floydian's face.

    There's a good joke. :cool:
     
  17. good one s_b


    got another

    a redhead, brunette, and a blonde r stranded in the middle of the ocean in a little rubber dingy

    they soon see an island on the horizon, about 10 miles out

    the redhead goes "i'm going to swim to it and get food for us!"

    she swims 1 mile and drowns

    the brunette goes "OMG she's in trouble! ima go help her!"

    she swims 2 mils and drowns

    the blond, all alone, vows to get to the island in rememberance of her fallen friends

    she swims out 6 miles, and says "wow i'm tired"

    and swims back to the dingy
     
  18. .."I'll never do THAT again for 2 Bucks" [​IMG] [​IMG][​IMG]
     
  19. A Blonde Couldn't learn to water ski because she couldn't find a lake with a slope.

    Got excited because she finished a jigsaw puzzle in 6 months and the box said "2 to 4 years"

    Couldn't call 911 because there was no 11 on any phone button.

    When asked what the capital of California was; answered "C".

    Baked a turkey for 3 days because the instructions said 1 hour per pound and she weighed 125.

    After losing in a breaststroke swimming competition, complained that the other swimmers were using their arms.


    Mwaah :wave:


     
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