nope, but Daniel Tosh does: [ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vl7YwwXspow"]YouTube - Daniel Tosh[/ame] and also Brian Regan: [ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NSztExIa0uk"]YouTube - Brian Regan_on working out[/ame]
You know what I like about airstrips? Like the bikini wax? I don't feel weird making airplane noises when I stick it in my girl. You know whats the worst part about having a 6 year old girlfriend? you always have to make airplane noises to put it in her mouth. lol Do you want more GC? well, do you know what the best part about having twentyfive year olds to fuck? theres 20 of them Baaahahaha more? you know how your sister is on her period? Your dads dick tastes funny! hahhahaha You know how the virgin mary got preggers right? an angel came upon her!!!!! "Ok that's enough for now." THATS WHAT SHE SAID!!! baaaaahahhahha I love my childish humor
well, if the person who made the thread or anyone else wants to watch the videos, they can. im not forcing anyone to watch the videos. this thread was asking for jokes, and thats what i gave. and the thread doesnt specifiy what kinda jokes, so its fair game. so, i can post videos if i want. if no one wants to watch the videos, then its their loss. ya dig?!
k so this dood walks to the end of a pier over the ocean every day, it's a daily routine so one day he walks out, and sees a quadrapeligec woman on the boardwalk when he comes closer she starts to talk to him she says "sir, can u hug me cause i've never been hugged before? please?" so he feels bad, and gives he a hug, and leaves. next day, he walks out again, and sees the same lady without arms or legs she asks him "can u kiss me cause i've never been kissed before? please?" eyes rolling, he kisses her, and leaves next day, same thing, and when he approaches the legless n armless woman, she asks him "sir, can u fuck me, cause i've never been fucked before. please?" fed up at this point cause she's fuckin his walks up, he picks her up, throws her over the side and into the water he then says, "there! you're FUCKED!" lol been one of my favs for a while
A blonde, wanting to earn some money, decided to hire herself out as a handyman-type and started canvassing a wealthy neighborhood. She went to the front door of the first house and asked the owner if he had any jobs for her to do. "Well, you can paint my porch. How much will you charge?" The blonde said, "How about 50 dollars?" The man agreed and told her that the paint and ladders that she might need were in the garage. The man's wife, inside the house, heard the conversation and said to her husband, "Does she realize that the porch goes all the way around the house?" The man replied, "She should. She was standing on the porch." A short time later, the blonde came to the door to collect her money. "You're finished already?" he asked. "Yes," the blonde answered, "and I had paint left over, so I gave it two coats. "Impressed, the man reached in his pocket for the $50. "And by the way," the blonde added, "that's not a Porch, it's a Ferrari." Mwaah
What did one Doe say to the other Doe when they were leaving the forrest...........................................
good one s_b got another a redhead, brunette, and a blonde r stranded in the middle of the ocean in a little rubber dingy they soon see an island on the horizon, about 10 miles out the redhead goes "i'm going to swim to it and get food for us!" she swims 1 mile and drowns the brunette goes "OMG she's in trouble! ima go help her!" she swims 2 mils and drowns the blond, all alone, vows to get to the island in rememberance of her fallen friends she swims out 6 miles, and says "wow i'm tired" and swims back to the dingy
A Blonde Couldn't learn to water ski because she couldn't find a lake with a slope. Got excited because she finished a jigsaw puzzle in 6 months and the box said "2 to 4 years" Couldn't call 911 because there was no 11 on any phone button. When asked what the capital of California was; answered "C". Baked a turkey for 3 days because the instructions said 1 hour per pound and she weighed 125. After losing in a breaststroke swimming competition, complained that the other swimmers were using their arms. Mwaah