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Discussion in 'Grasscity Forum Humor' started by youenjoymys3lf, Jul 26, 2008.

  1. What do you call black people? Antique farming equipment.

    Why is Beyonces song Irreplable say "to the left, to the left"? Because black people have no rights.


    So a mushroom walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a beer, he replies

    "sorry, we don't serve your kind around here"
    the mushroom reply "Why not I'm a fungi"


    Post jokes..
     
  2. couldnt find the page where i originally read it, but i found a very similar version of the joke. hope you like it:



    "Hello, is this the Sheriff's Office?"
    "Yes. What can I do for you?"
    "I'm calling to report 'bout my neighbor Virgil Smith. He's hidin' marijuana inside his firewood!
    Don't quite know how he gets it inside them logs, but he's hidin' it there."
    "Thank you very much for the call, sir."

    The next day, twelve Sheriff's Deputies descend on Virgil's house. They search the shed where the firewood is kept.
    Using axes, they bust open every piece of wood, but find no marijuana.
    They sneer at Virgil and leave.

    Shortly, the phone rings at Virgil's house.
    "Hey, Virgil! This here's Floyd....Did the Sheriff come?"
    "Yeah!"
    "Did they chop your firewood?"
    "Yep!"
    "Happy Birthday, buddy!"
     
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