Discussion in 'Grasscity Forum Humor' started by wildc@rd, Dec 1, 2001.

  1. Two gay engineers were standing in the park one day.
    One had a new bike and the other said, "Nice bike. How
    The first man said , "It was free."
    The other asked, "Wow, how did you get it for free?"
    The man with the bike said," Yesterday a beautiful
    girl rode up on this bike, took off all her clothes
    and told me I could have anything I wanted."
    The other engineer said, "Good move! Her clothes
    wouldn't have fit you anyway!"

    I got this sent to me as an email ..... Does anyone actually find this amusing?
  2. Three Scots and three Americans are traveling by train
    to a football game.
    At the station, the three Americans each buy tickets
    and watch as the three Scots buy only a single
    ticket. "How are you three guys going to travel on
    only one ticket?" asks one American.

    "Watch and you'll see" answers Angus.

    They all board the train. The Americans take their
    respective seats but all three Scots cram into a
    bathroom and close the door behind them. Shortly after
    the train has departed, the conductor comes around
    collecting tickets.

    He knocks on the bathroom door and says " Ticket
    please." The door opens just a crack and a single
    arm emerges with a ticket in hand. The conductor takes
    it and moves on.
    The Americans see this and agree it was quite a clever
    idea. So after the game, they decide to copy the
    Scots' trick on the return trip and save some money
    (being clever with money, and all that).

    When they get to the station, they buy a single ticket
    for the return trip.
    To their astonishment, the Scots don't buy any tickets
    at all! "How are you going to travel without a
    ticket?" says one perplexed American.

    "Watch and you'll see" answers Angus.

    When they board the train the three Americans cram
    into one bathroom and the three Scots cram into
    another bathroom nearby. Once the train leaves the
    station, one of the Scots leaves their bathroom and
    walks over to the bathroom where the Americans are
    hiding, knocks on the door, and says "Tickets,
  3. But #2 was a damn good 'un!
  4. I agree Smokie....
  5. An Englishman and a Scotsman are sitting in the carraige of their train when in walks a blonde bomshell and a nun.

    After taking their seats everyone sits in stony silence until they pass through a tunnel and all the lights go out.


    The train comes out of the tunnel and the English man is rubbing his newly bruised jaw.

    He thinks to himself, that fucking scotsman must have tried to feel up that blonde and she thought it was me so she slapped me.

    The blonde looks at the English man and thinks to herself,
    "That English guy must have reached accross to cop a feel of my tits but missed in the dark, felt up the nun instead and got slapped."

    The nun looks at the Englishman and thinks to herself,
    "That young man must have been inapropriate with this young lady in the dark and she defended herself the best way she could"

    Then the scotsman looks at the English man and thinks to himself,
    " I can't wait for another tunnel, this time I'm gonna kick that English fucker right in the ass..."
  6. Another good'un.

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