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John Asscroft

Discussion in 'Seasoned Marijuana Users' started by NuBBiN, Jul 29, 2003.

  1. #1 NuBBiN, Jul 29, 2003
    Attorney General Ashcroft is visiting an elementary school. After the typical civics presentation, he announces, "All right, boys and girls, you can all ask me questions now."
    A young boy named Bobby raises his hand and says, "I have three questions:

    1. How did Bush win the election with fewer votes than Gore?
    2. Why are you using the USA Patriot Act to limit Americans' civil liberties?
    3. Why hasn't the U.S. caught Osama Bin Laden yet?"

    Just then the bell sounds and all the kids run out to the playground.

    Fifteen minutes later, the kids come back in class and again. Ashcroft says, "I'm sorry we were interrupted by the bell. Now, you can all ask me questions."

    A young girl raises her hand and says, "I have five questions:

    1. How did Bush win the election with fewer votes than Gore?
    2. Why are you using the USA Patriot Act to limit Americans' civil liberties?
    3. Why hasn't the U.S. caught Osama Bin Laden yet?"
    4. Why did the bell go off 20 minutes early?
    5. Where's Bobby?"
     
  2. #2 smoke_the_dank, Jul 30, 2003
    That is FUNNY SHIT!
     
  3. #3 Bud Head, Jul 30, 2003
    LMAO! I guess when you really need to know something from the government....................They just take you out of the public, put you in prison and make an excuse for your disappearance!
     
  4. #4 cloudman, Jul 30, 2003
    i wounder what he would be like high? would he like freak out or would he just groove?

    it's funny because bush was a tottal pot head in collage
     

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