Job Interview Drug Testing?

Salvia test are jokes. I have buddies that smoke hours before it and still pass haha.

Urine, just buy synthetic urine its like $40.

 

If you get tested its probably urine. Your local head shop should carry synthetic urine.
And they aren't gonna test you when you go for the interview, so you probably have a week to get it if your head shop doesn't carry it.

 

Like the guy above me said, it will most likely be a piss test (if they test at all) and I highly doubt they'll test you the same day as the interview.

 

 
Hard to tell as every employer is different. You could always ask your sister........but if you don't want her to know you smoke I guess that isn't really an option.

 

Highly doubtful they'll test. Those church folks are too trusting and if your sister is already in then you're probably fine!

 

First of if you lose the job, tell them to donate some money with there rich ass's! What would jesus do? 2nd saliva test is easily passed by gargling very well with mouth wash just before you go into the interview or drug test if they tell you its coming. Just keep it handy. By the way, was your sister drug tested? If she wasn't then I would think the chances of you being tested is low. If she was then id be ready for it. Look for a drink called cherry XXL by urineluck. Its pricy but I have passed with it. The longer you go without smoking the better with these drinks. If you do fail and lose the job, tell them to not be hypocrites. The claim to have faith in in the bible. I know for a fact there is a verse in there that says all plants on earth are placed there for man to consume. Not an exact quote but something to that affect. Im Agnostic in case you were wondering lol Good luck!!

 

I would ask her lol Or do you not want her to know you are worried about it? If she wasn't then I wouldn't worry to much.

 

I just had a thought. You are better off with the synthetic urine. The drink is best for court,parole and probation situations where you would be watched. But since its a job you wont be watched. Altho if its a lab test, you might be better off with the drink.

 

ok I figured that was why you didn't know if she was tested.

 

[quote name="MIKE88" post="18466155" timestamp="1375751753"]I just had a thought. You are better off with the synthetic urine. The drink is best for court,parole and probation situations where you would be watched. But since its a job you wont be watched. Altho if its a lab test, you might be better off with the drink.[/quote]Uh negative. It'll pass lab test just fine. Maybe not for a government job or something extreme like that. Besides, what do those drinks truly do to your system to make it so you piss clean?I agree drinks are the best if you're gonna drop with someone watching.

 

A real lab test will check if the sample is male or female urine. When has you seen synthetic that is marked for male or female? I haven't. But hey maybe you know something I don't. The best option for a job that has worked for me was washing out a condom and getting a cup full of my little brothers piss. Throw it in some hot water to maintain temp. Then strap it to my leg. Unfortunately they have followed in my footsteps and love bud now too.  No worries. Ill just have them tend to my future garden in a few months.

 

If i remember correctly, The drink will jel up in your intestines and what not. Blocking the drug from entering all water you will be drinking after the drink. A good quality drink will keep you pissing yellow. Been up for over 30 hours straight. Not trying to research and get to technical right now lol. It works more or less the way I described it. I threw up the total detox xxl from urineluck a few years ago about 5 minutes after I drank it and it looked like jello lol

 

Relax - you have to get the job first, then they will tell you if you need to test or not.  If you have been smoking everyday, then you'll have to figure it out, but if you only smoke occasionally you might be ok if you drink plenty of fluids before the test.

 

Nope. They all say "unisex" so I'm assuming common labs don't test male or female.
The final conclusion I came to was the government or whoever handles the test probably came up with ways to beat it just to make money off people that do drugs but still need jobs.
I mean shit, why shouldn't uncle same make $40 off you to pass a drug test and then collect taxes on you? Sounds like a win/win for them.

Urineluck was the first synthetic I picked up and the gf actually used that and passed. Then I picked up agent X and that worked fine.

Turns to a jello like substance in your stomach, yummy. I'll go around and recommend that to lots of people

Oh and hey bud, I wouldn't recommend the condom trick to someone. Not if they can afford somethin anyway.

I mean, condoms break and one wrong move could make it look like you pissed yourself and there goes your clean piss too haha would be fucking funny to see happen to someone though.

 

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