I've been in love with this show the second I saw it.... The trannies, the midgets, and fatties galore The pole dancing and wigs down on the floor Oh Jerry, Oh Jerry, you make me melt My love for your trashy TV is heartfelt That's a little high-ku I wrote as an ode to Mr. Springer. If you got love for the old perv and aren't afraid to admit it, you know what to do.