The title ruins the punchline to this story, but it was what fits, so I'll continue.. My grandma had just got some lake front property with a nice house, and my family arrived in the afternoon for a two-week vacation. I saw some familiar faces, made some awkward greetings and put my stuff downstairs next to my blow-up mattress. I got bored fast so I called up my buddy to chat as I walked down to the beach, which is mostly public except for a few unmarked private pieces. On the phone I was like "damnn, if these fine bitches are here all the time, these two weeks will go by fast.." we chatted about weed and t-breaks as I checked out these two brunettes a that were kickin water at eachother and looking mighty fine.. Once I got back to the house, I was eating some Lucky Charms when those two brunettes came walking in the sliding door and I my jaw stopped mid-chew and cocked off to the side.. and I just stayed like that as I started putting pieces together in my head.. oh fuck these are my cousins.!? In my defense, I hadn't seen them since I was 5 or 6.. But the problem was they had just been introduced into the wrong part of my brain.. not the off-limits, this-is-your-relative part of my brain.. The damnnnn-I-would-do-dirty-things-to-that-ass-if-given-the-chance' part of the brain. This is a hard thing to reverse, if you have ever accidentally done this Now, from research, I know that my balls hold about one week worth of load before my dreams will open the spank bank and remind me how awesome dreams can be.. And I am on two weeks of vacation, without internet or television since it was a brand new house without these installed yet.. so all I had in my head were these two chicks down at the beach that just HAPPENED to be my cousins.. I did the deed, and took a walk on the beach with a small joint and thought about what this means and couldn't come up with any wrong doing.. Blades, has there been any wrong doing here? (This was a few months ago)
I wouldn't think too much about it if I were you. Some of my cousins are really good looking too, I try not to masturbate while thinking about them though. but whatever goes on in your head is private, don't feel bad about it.
hmm. yes. you didnt know they were your cousins at the beach, but when you get back you find that out. that should have been enough to put it down.
Yes man! And i mean worrying so much. I would fuck every single cousin of mine if i had the chance If a hot girl who you dont know comes to you and says: "I'm your lost sister here are the adn tests that prove it. Wanna fuck?" what would you say? I'd fuck the fuck out of her
It's not like you actually did something wrong. I know it's awkward and what not but sometimes things just wander into your mind whether or not you want them there.
Other than geneaology nerds (like myself), NOBODY knows who their 5/6th cousins are. That cousinship means that you had a common grandmother/grandfather like two or three hundred years ago. G.W. Bush is my 9th cousin 2X removed, and Barack Obama is something like a 9th cousin to Bush, and myself also. There's nothing wrong with having sex with a cousin, if people had not done this we woudn't be here. Cousin marriages are still going on all over the world, and is legal in many states of the United States.